Little boys bring you to the brink of insanity before gently easing you off the ledge with a sweet kiss and laughter from a perfectly timed fart.  Episode 56 the Top Dads give you the rundown on how to raise little boys into functioning members of society. 

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Oh no! What do we do?/ Don't look now but I lost my shoe/ I can't run and I can't kick/ What's a matter babe, are you feeling sick? - Buddy Holly by Weezer

The songs of our youth are weird, wild, and sometimes downright creepy. As Dads, we love to expose our children to the music that we grew up with.  These songs helped define our youth, our growth into manhood, and helped define who we would be as Dads.

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The kids are in bed. The day is winding down, and coming to an end.  All you want to do is unwind in front of the old boob tube.  Relax and enjoy the rest of the evening with that special someone, but how do you decide on what to watch? Where do you sit? What are the rules on snuggle time during the movie? Are you allowed to ask questions during the show? How loud is the volume?  All this and more covered on maybe the most important episode of our podcast to date. 

E54: How to watch TV with your significant other may just save your marriage... your welcome Dads. 

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Dads on vacation please leave a message at the end of this episode:
Top Dad Ken and Matt talk about their recent guy trips away from the family, work, and the stresses of the Dad life. This episode is not an admission of guilt, but a how to guide for Dads away from the family. The Top Dads are not responsible for any negative effects for fathers who take their advice of what to do while on a guys trip, mancation, or any prolonged dadcation. 

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How do Top Dads balance work and family? What's it like for Dads that don't work normal 9-5 jobs (both Top Dad Ken and Matt work unconventional hours). We discuss a major work life change for Top Dad Matt and try to give the Top Daddys out there some info on how to balance their work/family time better.

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When I think of Back to School, it meant the end of summer. No more games of kick the can, or ghosts in the graveyard. We did get to go school shopping, but it was time to go back to the grind again. Now that we are parents, the words Back to School means: helping with homework, finding lost school supplies, school shopping (just as much fun for the kids as the adults) and figuring out school lunches. Summer may be over,  but the Top Dads are here to help get you through those long days of waiting for your kids to get home from school.

Thank you for listening and taking this journey with us. Please be sure to follow us on social media on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram for great Top Dad tips, tricks, and hacks. Thanks for listening and if you like the show please be sure to share Top Dad Podcast with your friend, and leave us a five-star review on Apple Podcasts.

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Go behind the scenes of the Top Dad podcast on E50.  Top Dads Ken and Matt cover their favorite podcast moments, the highs and lows of a weekly podcast, the ideas that hit the cutting room floor, and of course plenty of dad tips from your two favorite midwestern Dads.

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Everything tip trick and hack that every Dad should know when the weather is hot. Tricks like how to slice a watermelon. Tips on how to keep sand out of your belongings on the beach. Plus the #1 Dad hack of the summer (you will have to listen to the episode to get this little diddy). Enjoy Dad's and practice what you preach.  

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The Lost Tapes part 2:
Before the Top Dad podcast started officially, Top Dad's Matt and Ken recorded "practice" episodes. We wanted to see what our vibe was, what we were going to talk about, how to record, and mostly get used to being podcasters.  This is the second episode of those "lost tapes" and we hope you enjoy the pre-top dad episodes.  

Southern Dialects and Antibodies is the most Doctor-esqe episode of the Top Dad catalog.  Enjoy this wild train of thought from Southerns accents to Guimers Castle.  

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Why should we only celebrate Dad's on father's Day? In this episode, we have a little Q&A sesh with the TOP DADs about their Dads. What inspired them? My Dad's favorite meal? What's your Dad's drink of choice? Does your Dad wear boxers or briefs? No matter what the question, the Top Dad's deliver. 

That's my dad! is a Poddecks inspired episode. Check out their website for more cool podcasting tips tricks and inspiration! 

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