Top Five Face Off

By Matt Squirrell, Mat Hurst

Do you want to know the official world ranking for Tom Cruise movies? How about Spice Girls' songs? Or McDonald's food items? Join Squirrell and Hurst as they rank a random subject every episode, t

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March 11, 2026 Abba songs
Do you know how many Abba songs there are? We do. Do you know what the best five are? You will soon.
No, but seriously - there are a lot of Abba songs. Send help.
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February 25, 2026 Adverts
There are many, many, many great adverts. We find the best five, and - trust us - it wasn't easy. Prepare to laugh, sing and quote along in possibly our most nostalgia-filled episode to date.

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February 11, 2026 Finger foods
We're still not sure what exactly makes something a finger food, but here's the best five of them! And the worst. And a spare worst. And some shocking discoveries about your hosts!

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January 28, 2026 Adult cartoons
Squirrell and Hurst take you through the best adult cartoons. No, not that kind of adult cartoon, weeb.
Give it a listen to hear a Top Five Face Off FIRST!

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January 14, 2026 Biscuits
Squirrell and Hurst rank biscuits. There's more I could say here, but that sums it up rather well.

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January 07, 2026 A post-Christmas delay
We hear you, Rankers. "Where's my podcast?" you shout. "Give me ordered lists!" you demand. Well, we will. But we'd also like to calmly point out that most of you haven't listened to (or voted on) the previous episode yet, so we're giving you an extra week to get on that. We know you understand.

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December 24, 2025 Christmas Movies
It continues to be the season! Squirrell and Hurst bring you the very best movies to watch this Christmastime. Listen out for the worst possible argument for "why Die Hard is a Christmas movie" that you've ever heard.

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December 10, 2025 Christmas songs
You see "best Christmas songs" lists all the time - we thought we'd make it official. Squirrell and Hurst bring you this Christmas special because they suddenly realised it was December.

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November 26, 2025 Kitchen Implements
If there's one episode you wouldn't expect to be contentious, it would be this one. You're very, very wrong. Join Matt and Mat as they get FAR too passionate about the top five kitchen implements.

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November 12, 2025 Post-apocalyptic Movies and TV Shows
Matt and Mat talk zombies, nuclear war, environmental collapse and hors d'oeuvres. By the time this one eventually ends the world might have ended for real.
And the author of this description has just remembered The Last of Us and is very, very cross with themselves.

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The podcast currently has 32 episodes available.