Top Five Face Off

Top Five Face Off

By Matt Squirrell, Mat HurstComedy
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Top Five Face Off episodes

  • Fictional Monsters

    We're back, and we've got our Halloween rank on! If you want to find out which monster is the most monstrous, come along and listen.

    Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/ficmon!

    Thanks to Solo Supper for sponsoring this episode, where you can plan a week's meals for one without any food waste. Use the code 'TFFO' for a free Pro trial!

    Don't forget that Hurst sells arts and Squirrell writes trashy sci-fi.

    Brought to you, with love, by Matt Squirrell and Mat Hurst. Produced by Powerstorm Awesomefire, inc.

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    1 hr 2 min
  • Season 3 teaser

    We're back, Rankers! Or, at least, we will be, on the 28th of October!

    Now go and vote for your acting dynasties!

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    4 min
  • Acting Dynasties

    In the final episode of season 2, science takes on the cool factor in an epic battle of ranks. Will the cold, hard numbers of the brain beat out the feelings of the heart? Only time (a lot of it) will tell.

    Thanks for sticking with us through season 2, Rankers. We love you.

    Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/dynasties!

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    1 hr 21 min
  • Movie Opening Sequences

    Which movie was best at foreplay? You can probably guess what Squirrell is choosing for his number one, but you won't guess what either of them chose as 'worst', we promise.

    Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/movieopen!

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    1 hr 11 min
  • Meatloaf songs

    You're going to strongly disagree with someone in this episode. Who? Well, that's up to you. Come and listen to a huge Meatloaf fan and someone that appears a bit confused by the man's popularity.

    Important! Some of you have written in to let us know you find it hard to hear us over the music. If that's the case, please check out https://tffo.uk/audio/0223-meatloaf-remaster.mp3 , which has a much quieter background music volume.

    Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/meatloaf!

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    1 hr 6 min
  • Evil Villain Schemes

    Some baddies are baddies just for the sake of it. Some of them are geniuses. Join Squirrell and Hurst as they let you know who the most schemingest villains of all time are.

    Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/vilsch!

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    52 min
  • Fast and Furious movies

    One of us really likes the Fast and Furious movies. One of us really doesn't. Come and join the Top Five Face Off "family".

    Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/quickcross!

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    1 hr 7 min
  • McDonald's food

    We rank our favourite things to eat at McDonald's. One of us has a type, to put it lightly. Also - bonus OAP tech support - live!

    Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/maccers!

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    52 min
  • Movies over three hours

    Hurst dislikes long movies, so this one is going to vex him. Come and listen as we discuss said movies in one of our shorter episodes for some time, ironically.

    Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/threehours!

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    46 min
  • Chick Flicks

    What even is a 'chick flick'? We debate that, and tell you the best ones. There'll be controversy over this one, we can tell you that for free.

    Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/chickflick!

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    1 hr 4 min

About Top Five Face Off

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Do you want to know the official world ranking for Tom Cruise movies? How about Spice Girls' songs? Or McDonald's food items? Join Squirrell and Hurst as they rank a random subject every episode, then turn it over to you to decide the official world ranking!