Jill is determined to see her little Kendall get special treatment, and she'll stop at nothing. Brooke returns to reclaim her spot, Christi and Melissa have it out at Kelly's wine and cheese night, Mack's on a winning streak, and Gia and Abby get couples massages. It's getting wild and wacky in here. Join us, won't you?

Without a lick of self-awareness to be seen, Abby choreographs a dance about bullying -- or, as she calls it, an art piece. Jill beefs with a fourteen year old as Peyton and Kendall go head to head for that last Abby Lee sweatsuit. Holly takes a stand, Paige is forgotten again, Maddie does another lyrical routine and Brooke reports back from the Newlonsburg cheer squad. Join us, won't you?

Ready? Ok! All eyes are on the Newlonsburg cheer squad this week as Brooke grapples with the biggest decision of her life: To dance or to cheer? She bails on our girls to go shake her pom poms for some boy to go to college for free (good for her!) and Abby wants to skin her alive. Meanwhile the moms and the ALDC head to New Jersey where Cathy is waiting for them. Can their provocative, wondrous dance about birth beat Cathy's team of 45 year olds? And will this finally be the week that Chloe beats Maddie in head-to-head solos? We're on the edge of our seats! Join us, won't you?

We're on Cathy's home turf, where she's cooked up a plan for vengeance. Does that plan involve cheating? Perhaps. All's fair in dance and war. Vivi gets a career-threatening injury, Abby puts all her apples in Brooke's basket, we hear the word "snood" about 400 times, and Kendall is still very much in probation, much to Jill's dismay. Join us, won't you?

Fresh off a national championship and with the fame of a music video threatening to go to our heads, we waste no time getting into the drama in the first episode of season 2. Abby holds auditions for Vivi's replacement, we meet our newest dancer/mom duo, the group dance is a weird space barbie concept, and we learn that cute still works in the Carolinas. Join us, won't you?

Last week might have been about inner beauty, but this week it all comes down to the look. Anyone can make it in Hollywood if they look like Ted Danson's daughter's younger sister! The girls get their big break in a MAJOR music video, Christi hires Brad Pitt's acting coach, everyone gets a Kesha-inspired makeover, and fedoras abound. Will Chloe finally get her chance in the ~sun~? Join us to find out.

The girls go to Lake Tahoe to compete for the ultimate crown. Melissa abandons the team for Honey, her ex shows up to terrorize the ALDC with his Ed Hardy attire, the Hyland girls phone it in, and Kelly loses her will to live. In the end it all comes down to a dance that, despite all appearances to the contrary, is about inner beauty. Will they claim the national championship? Or will they go home failures? This one is a nail biter. Join us, won't you?

We've made it to Hollywood! Except Melissa, who's with her boyfriend, leaving Abby to finally claim Maddie as her own. The Candy Apples surprise our girls with a poorly executed evil plan, Kelly hires Mike Munich of Adam Lambert fame to choreograph 30 seconds of a dance for Paige, Maddie enjoys a couple cocktails at a business lunch, Nia nails a death drop, and Justice's mom cosplays as a Blues Brother. Join us, won't you?

Our dancers leave Orlando and head to beautiful Las Vegas where tough competition awaits. In a seven deadly sins-inspired dance Abby assigns each dancer according to their worst trait (not terrible at all!). Plus, ice cream sundaes, showgirls, poolside flirting, going-out tops, limos, and, oh yes, titties!

We're in Orlando! Brooke revisits a past love but finds she's not the same woman she was when she was 9. Cathy is MIA, Maddie has a new rival, and Melissa makes more terrible parenting decisions. Plus, Abby continues to be a bit of a bigot, which is a bit of a bummer. Join us, won't you?