Top Secret Non Promoted Diary

Yup you read that right but tune in for details :)

Six months into accurate and I’m feeling self conscious the nurses think I’m a loser!!!!!! Not that not having sex for six months makes you a loser, I explain on the episode. Enjoy!

I love ketchup and had an experience where I am now paranoid it’s being taken away

Talking about fear and a new romantic thing I said

Trying to process my feelings of love and adoration w a male comedian

My friend Steve sent me a email about a wrestler w no legs winning a wrestling competition...but I’m worried about the two leg guy who lost!

Sosososososososososo

Emma just got to Montreal for the just for laughs festival and catches everyone up on love, live, and where she is looking to go with the diary

I’m in Kansas City and I am eating too much MEAT!!!!

Did ppl put hot dogs in their butt? What’s your favorite thing to grill? Let’s all try and drink more water! 💖💖💖