Top Secret Non Promoted Diary

I forgot my add pills in New Orleans (I lose them all the time and my scary Russian doctor gets mad at me). Also, I fantasize about bacon and brainstorm ways to fish for tofu. I hope you had a good day - I appreciate your time 💖

Wow! Got hit on! Much better day then yesterday. Say hey if you listen

This shits crazy and I have a weird rash on my arm

I’m in Las Vegas...and the girl who hit on me maybe ended up worshiping the devil potentially? Damn if! Clearly I shouldn’t be in a relationship in any capacity. Whatever! I’m out here trying to make it in entertainment!

Back in NYC real quick. You guys inspected me - also fell a Louie Ck story and come up w a plan b if I don’t make it big in showbiz!

Love is hard

🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 at myself

I think they could be very popular

Interesting

It’s cutting into TV time and I wanna know what we are doing here - I didn’t watch queen of the south last night to be there and if it’s just sexual we need to cut down on the talk time that cuts into tv time.