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The guys reunite after a brief hiatus to discuss one of their biggest dinner debacles ever, involving a Wing Stop order gone terribly wrong. They delve into the chaos that ensued when an order was mistakenly sent to a location 70 blocks away in a sketchy neighborhood.

• Debating whether boneless wings are actually wings or just glorified chicken nuggets
• Discussion of a lawsuit against BW3s for falsely advertising boneless wings
• Passionate debate about which restaurant chain has the superior ranch dressing
• Jay's claim that he "invented putting ranch on anything but a salad"
• Story about ordering a "large ranch" and receiving a comically huge container
• Tony's nightmare gas station experience with terrible customer service
• Shared frustrations about declining service quality at fast food restaurants
• Tales of Taco Bell's mysterious "cash only" policies and drive-thru priorities

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We explore the unexpected health consequences following years of pandemic precautions and debate whether our immune systems are now paying the price for extended isolation.

• J shares how his son experienced a 15-day fever, culminating in an ambulance ride to the hospital
• Both strep throat and influenza diagnoses led to nearly a month of illness for J's son
• The entire household except for J's father-in-law has been repeatedly sick all year
• Theory that pandemic precautions may have weakened immune systems by limiting exposure to everyday germs
• Debate about whether processed foods with preservatives might offer some immune protection
• Discussion about intergenerational differences in immunity and germ exposure
• Humorous tangent about children's bathroom habits and the infamous "clean poop"
• Question whether some people naturally have stronger immune systems regardless of behavior

Let us know if you've experienced more severe or frequent illness this past year! Share your sickness stories and immunity theories with us.

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Chris describes his transformation into an "RVer" after buying a $1,000 camper and successfully completing his first family camping adventure.

• Purchase of a $1,000 vintage camper requiring thorough inspection before first use
• Dealing with a leaking black water tank repaired by Chris's wife using Flex Seal
• First camping experience at a Yogi Bear campground with amenities like outdoor movies and bounce houses
• Observations about campground culture and how the cheapest setups often host the happiest campers
• Post-trip repairs including screen door fixes and rewiring the trailer brake controller
• Reflection on the joys of family time and watching kids develop life skills through camping
• Discussion of Tony's luxury camping setup that resembles a small house with multiple bedrooms and lofts
• Amusing anecdote about paying $17 for tiny pieces of wood for a miniature camping fireplace

We're taking the camper up to Green Bay for the Packers game tomorrow. If you're in the area, look for the smallest, cutest RV in the lot!

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Three friends reflect on their complicated relationship with golf, from childhood obsessions to adult misadventures and the unexpected joys found in a sport that's simultaneously frustrating and addictive.

• Tony recounts learning golf at age 12 with his friend Jeff, playing endless rounds at a par-three course called Zoblocky
• Golf took a backseat when teenage interests emerged, but returned as an adult social activity
• After a 14-year hiatus, Tony's anxiety about returning to golf led to practice sessions at local driving ranges
• Jay reveals his surprising golf skills despite using mismatched clubs and an unconventional approach
• Don shares a disastrous golf outing story involving his extremely intoxicated father-in-law
• The hosts discuss infamous golf tournaments, including a controversial strip club-sponsored event
• The group debates the true costs of golf as a hobby and ways to enjoy it without breaking the bank
• The episode concludes with plans to organize their own Top Shelf Stories golf outing

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Three dads navigate the murky waters of online child safety, debating the real dangers of popular platforms like Roblox and why one father made the drastic decision to ban it from his children's devices.

• Shocking discovery of predatory behavior on Roblox, a platform with 65 million concurrent players
• Chris Hansen's involvement in exposing online predators targeting children through gaming platforms
• The vulnerability of children to manipulation by adults with malicious intent
• Comparison between digital spaces like Roblox and physical locations like Walmart as potential danger zones
• How parents can have honest conversations with children about online safety without causing paranoia
• One father's approach to explaining to his children why they're susceptible to manipulation despite being smart for their age
• The challenge of balancing protection with preparing children for the real world
• Different parenting approaches to monitoring children's online activities
• The rise of YouTube channels dedicated to catching online predators
• How algorithms can lead parents down rabbit holes of fear about digital dangers

Next week we'll be live on Roblox.

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Three sports enthusiasts share their wildest and most memorable live sporting event experiences, from bench-clearing baseball brawls to electrifying UFC matches in Milwaukee.

• The thrill of watching a bench-clearing brawl at a Milwaukee Brewers game after a pitcher punched a player named Siri
• Using a mom's handicap parking tag to score prime tailgating spots at the stadium
• The unique experience of watching NHL hockey fights that are allowed to continue until someone hits the ice
• Comparing the intimate atmosphere of Milwaukee's past UFC events to larger venues
• Debating the merits of Sprite versus its new replacement, Starry, during tailgating sessions
• The surprisingly small capacity of famous local venues like the Eagles Ballroom and Bradley Center
• Local fight promotions gaining popularity in Milwaukee, including Anthony Pettis' upcoming MMA event

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Chris reluctantly becomes a camper owner when his wife fulfills her longtime dream of buying a tow-behind camper for $1,000 from Facebook Marketplace. What follows is a hilarious journey into the unexpected realities of RV ownership, from towing nightmares to bathroom etiquette.

• Wife has wanted a camper for years, talking about fixing one up and eventually finding the perfect one
• Purchased a 2002 Keystone Cabana 1901 series for $1,000, within the Dodge Grand Caravan's towing capacity
• Chris faces the challenge of backing the camper out of the seller's driveway with no experience
• The hidden costs quickly add up: brake controllers, sway bars, chains, and water pressure regulators
• Tony shares camper wisdom, including the importance of getting a poop tube with a "clear elbow"
• No special license required despite the dangers of towing such large items
• Chris's wife is simultaneously building a fence with her father, adding to his stress
• Despite complaints, they plan to "live in it" for the weekend to test everything out

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We share a nightmare hotel experience that occurred at the start of our family vacation to the Great Smoky Mountains, featuring an abandoned front desk, malfunctioning room equipment, and a tennis ball under the bed.

• The hotel nightmare begins with a 45-minute wait at an unmanned reception desk
• Phones ring unanswered throughout the hotel while guests stand helplessly in the lobby
• Room amenities include an aircraft-loud air conditioner and a high-pitched refrigerator causing ear ringing
• Morning reveals a homeless person sleeping in the breakfast area while the front desk phone continues ringing
• Despite multiple attempts to contact management for a refund, calls remain unreturned
• A second story features a Diamond Elite status showdown when a motel refuses to provide a refund despite broken amenities
• The vacation eventually continues with a beautiful mountain cabin experience featuring stunning sunrise and sunset views

If you've ever stayed in a shitty hotel, make sure you leave it in the comments and maybe we'll share your story on air eventually.