TOP5

We're back with a classic. TOP5 CEREALS! Don't act like you couldn't crank out a top 5 cereal list in 5 minutes.

It's the end of the year and the beginning of a new one! What better way to look back than to discuss our favorite music projects of 2021?Kenny forgot to hit the record button on the last episode they sat down for (TOP5 comedy shows on the way soon), so he was EXTRA CAUTIOUS for this one, the final episode of 2021. We get down to what's most important for this episode, TOP5 albums of 2021! Who's taking the crown this year?

Kenny's Honorable Mentions:

Hus Kingpin - Bolio: Reze Pelo Rio (November)

R.A.P. Ferreira - the Light Emitting Diamond Cutter Scriptures (November)

Lorna shore - …And I return to Nothingness (August)

Tony's Honorable Mentions:

Ka - A Martyr's Reward (August)

Armand Hammer - Haram (March)

Boldly James - Super Tecmo Bo (December)To see what made our TOP5 lists you'll have to listen.

Thanks to Peppino's Pizza in Camp Hill for the fuel before the show!

We took another break but we're back and better than ever.

For this episode, we get down to what really matters - our TOP5 favorite ice cream flavors/products/whatever.

And because ice cream matters so much to EVERYONE IN THE WORLD - we thought we'd share the love and bring a guest on. Who better to share the love with than with the woman Tony shares the love with every night? Tony's intimate lover and best friend, Steph, (or st00ph if you're on AIM) joins us for this one!

This was a fun one. Hope you enjoy listening to it as much as we enjoyed makin it for ya, hun.

We took a small break but we're back!

On this episode, we discuss Chris Paul falling apart again (This episode was recorded prior to the Bucks winning the Finals) as well as Anthony Davis's body and Bobby Portis's undeniable swag. Then we get into the nitty gritty of the episode, going through our TOP5 music projects of the first half of this year.

We'll be excited to see which of these projects stick around for the end of the year list. Will some even move up? Will Haitian Boy Kodak crack his way into Tony's TOP5 before the end of the year? Only time will tell!

Here's our honorable mentions. To get the rest of our lists, you gotta check the episode out!

KENNY'S HONORABLES

Rosenberg - Real Late

R.A.P. - Bob's Son

Mustafa - When Smoke Rises

TONY'S HONORABLES

Dark Throne - Eternal Hails

JakProgresso - Pen Dragon

Hus Kingpin - Portishus

CHECK OUT OUR SPOTIFY PLAYLISTS FOR THIS EPISODE HERE:

Kenny's Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6N7bc4XBsvylZTLELqfc86?si=4ab75b92f4cb46a1

Tony's Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1KN3HZ52hUPln9AtvAYRnX?si=ed6aec5441694a39

Thanks for Listening!

Kenny and Tony start with a little NFL draft talk. Tony is thrilled to see his boy Tebow back in the league. Steelers draft the greatest RB in NFL history and the Ravens may finally have found help for Lamar!

Then we move on, taking each other down memory lane with our TOP5 childhood albums. This was a fun one. Nostalgia is a hell of a drug.

No more showing the full lists in the show notes, only honorable mentions. You gotta listen to get the full effect!

Kenny's honorables: Killswitch Engage - Alive or Just Breathing. DMX - Flesh of My Flesh, Blood of My Blood. Fall Out Boy - Take This to Your Grave.

Tony's Honorables: Presidents of the United States of America - Self Titled. Primus - Pork Soda. Pantera - Reinventing the Steel. (the 3 P's)

We break down our lists on a topic that is near and dear to both of us - HIP HOP! This one was long overdue. Check our accompanying playlists listed below! New theme song by Bludd Dwyer.

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KENNY

Honorables

Kendrick, DOOM, Ghostface

5: 2pac

4: Conway

3: Drake

2: Kanye

1: R.A.P. Ferreira

KENNY'S PLAYLIST

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5Kl1c0fN3DFSahFwmxaoCo?si=WTqeGb2kRm2YgkHiHDFNyQ

TONY

Honorables

Sean Price, Conway the Machine, Roc Marciano

5: Ka

4: Big L

3: Ghostface Killah

2: MF DOOM

1: Cage

TONY'S PLAYLIST

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4jDGhhIy38klbCinmc0DO8?si=YUNcTHCXS9GxGrLy6OpgPw

This week we're breaking down our TOP5 stand-up comedians. Well, Kenny broke down his top 5, Tony broke down his top 32. We both grew up loving stand up comedy, so it was fun to take he time to dive into our favorite comedians of all time. Our lists don't begin to touch on all of the amazing comedians there are and have been.

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KENNY

Kevin Hart, Ryan Singer, Nate Bargatze

5: Gary Gulman

4: Marc Maron

3: Richard Pryor

2: Louis CK

1: Dave Chappelle

TONY

Honorable mentions:

Kevin James, Richard Pryor, Gary Gulman

5: Kurt Metzger

4: Bill Burr

3: Dave Chappelle

2: Louis CK

1: Marc Maron

On this Valentines Day edition of TOP5, we break down our TOP5 favorite candy. Brought to you (unofficially) by Joey's Chicken Shack and Gerard, our DoorDash driver.

Kenny implores you to tell him about a time that you PURCHASED a Goetze caramel cream.

We call Marshall “Lil Pit” Franklin and do a little Super Bowl recap talk. Aaaaaaand we get slow and sluggish by the end of the episode because we ate too much candy.

Sorry for the poor audio quality from Marshall's phone. Be patient, we'll get better!

Kenny:

1: 5th Avenue

2: Reese's trees/eggs

3: Cadbury Mini Eggs

4: Reese's Fastbreak

5: Zero

Honorable Mentions:

Milky Way

Mallo Cup

M&M Minis

Tony:

1: Reese's peanut butter cup classic

2: Reese's Fastbreak

3: Cadbury Mini Eggs

4: Starburst

5: Swedish Fish

Honorable Mentions:

Snickers

Hershey Symphony Bar w/ toffee and almonds

Sour Patch Kids

It's a Super Bowl Celebration episode of TOP5! So special we brought in a guest to hang out with us. Marshall Franklin, aka Lil Pit aka Mr. Tik Tok aka Marshy Theo joins us on this episode to break down our top 5 FAVORITE football players. Same as last week, they're OUR FAVORITE, not who we think is best, so relax. We also give our obligatory Super Bowl predictions. Thanks again to Marshall for coming on and having fun with us!

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In this basketball heavy episode, we discuss Kyrie Irving's most recent antics and the blockbuster trade that sent James Harden to Brooklyn (Tony is thrilled). To keep with the hoop talk, we talk about our TOP5 FAVORITE basketball players of all time.

Reminder: This is our top 5 FAVORITE players, not the top 5 best players. Don't @ us.

Tony

Honorable mentions

Dikembe Mutombo

Vince Carter

Rajón Rondo

5: Larry Bird

4: Michael Jordan

3: Tracy McGrady

2: Allen Iverson

1: Kevin Garnett

Kenny

Honorable Mentions

Zach Randolph

Stephen Jackson

LeBron James

5: Dennis Rodman

4: Shaquille O'Neal

3: Rasheed Wallace

2: Allen Iverson

1: Kevin Garnett