Shall I compare thee to a summer's slay? Enter stage left for drama club sex eye, well-made wigs, and, as is tradition on this list: Colin Firth. The person most confused by the film this week was: Siena. It was Siena.

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Bark bark! Sadly for Lianna there were not many actual dogs in this film. Tune in for many things we've never seen in a film before: a woman playing guitar, men sporting bees, and sexism (but on purpose). The person most confused by the film this week was: Rose's wardrobe. 

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Soup's on! Our final movie of the Christmas season, an oft-referenced Siena favorite. Order up for handsome men at sea, loose babies, and the Ol' Magoo. The person most confused by the film was: Felix, 100% of the time. 

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At Christmas, you record a podcast. Pucker up for problematic punchlines, betraying besties, and a literal sexy secretary. The person most confused by the film this week was: everyone in Wandsworth when the damn Prime Minister started doing house calls.

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Merry Christmas, Barbie! Travel back in time with us to an era before Barbenheimer and well before computer animation could truly render human expression successfully. The person most confused by the film this week was: Marzipan when the animators made her snack on fucken dirt.

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All Aboard! Present your tickets for simple songs, Tom Hanks talking a lot, and the ghost of... something. The person most confused by the film this week was: the one million caribou.

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Raaaawr! Steven Spielberg is at it again, with another rubbery, Saturday-morning-breakfast-cereal action flick. Hop in our Jeep for Scottish billionaires, moral quandaries, and as always: mapping the human genome. The person most confused by the film this week was: the fried child.

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~3-part girl band harmony~ Join us for a *supremely* delightful episode that will have you steppin' to the glad side. Turn up the radio for divine dresses, ardent antagonists, and literally Beyoncé. The person most confused by the film this week was: the white exiters the moment Eddie Murphy moved his hips at all.

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It's time to play the music, it's time to light the lights, it's time to meet the Muppets and to hear Tossed Popcorn fight…. Hop in for one of our most contentious episodes yet. Feelings were felt, and felt was everywhere! The person most confused by the film this week was: oh my god absolutely Lianna.

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WHERE IS COLONEL MACKENZIE?! We're back, baybee! We've got a brand new list created in collaboration with our beloved listeners, and we're kicking off season three with what some would argue is the best movie ever made. The person most confused by the film this week was: the trench rat.

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