Unwash your brain for sister assassins, parental operatives, and really red rooms. The person most confused by the film this week was: Siena but also, honestly, those pigs.

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*Dial up sound* Boot up this episode for quirky shopkeeps, nineteen-nineties nostalgia, and another inexplicably likeable sourpuss Tam Honks character. The person most confused by the film this week was: Joe Fox's family tree.

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*twinkle lights* Draft some prose for confusing kisses, disposable dildos, and forgiving friends. The person most confused by the film this week was: Alike's sister any time she had to be involved in any situation.

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My...pod... Swim up for satanic singers, stupid high school sweethearts, and one starving succubus. The person most confused by the film this week was: the bar, about why it was on fire!?

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BOO! Enroll this semester for amish (?) apparitions, disdainful department heads, and frightening frat parties. The person most confused by the film this week was: Liv's mom who kept calling and speaking so slowly?

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Meow! Sink your fangs into deadbeat dates, freaky flames, and one cute cat. The person most confused by the film this week was: the street urchin who lived by the ravine of bodies???

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Meeeeerricaaaaat. Dig up this episode for spooky sisters, creepy cousins, and unhinged uncles. The person most confused by the film this week was: the contrite townsfolk.

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I got podcasts on my fingers! Come Together for Liverpudlian loverboys, wacky walruses, and autotuned anthems. The person most confused by the film this week was: the delicious ripe strawberries getting pinned to a canvas instead of eaten.

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[German instructions] Take the train for pregnant pets, carnal caves, and rogue rice cookers. The person most confused by the film this week was: that beached man with amnesia.

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O Romeo, Romeo...wtf Romeo?! Step onto a sailboat for candid cartographers, embarrassing exes, and confounding cousins. The person most confused by the film this week was: everyone's parents.

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