Meeeeerricaaaaat. Dig up this episode for spooky sisters, creepy cousins, and unhinged uncles. The person most confused by the film this week was: the contrite townsfolk.

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I got podcasts on my fingers! Come Together for Liverpudlian loverboys, wacky walruses, and autotuned anthems. The person most confused by the film this week was: the delicious ripe strawberries getting pinned to a canvas instead of eaten.

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[German instructions] Take the train for pregnant pets, carnal caves, and rogue rice cookers. The person most confused by the film this week was: that beached man with amnesia.

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O Romeo, Romeo...wtf Romeo?! Step onto a sailboat for candid cartographers, embarrassing exes, and confounding cousins. The person most confused by the film this week was: everyone's parents.

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Shotgun! Submit your applications for arrogant A-students, uncomforable ubers, and the pernicious pursuit of the proper party. The person most confused by the film this week was: our high school selves, about Who We Were.

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Let us escort you through an episode full of data-driven dates, melancholy memories, and Sci-Fi vibes but for the girls. The person most confused by the film this week was: Tom, about the human world/how not to be annoying.

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Mind your own business! Jump the fence into this episode for dodgey Dollys, nasty neighbors, and survivalist siblings. The person most confused by the film this week was: the freakish cows.

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She's a BABE! Party on for bodacious bits, winsome wigs, and delicious donuts. The person most confused by the film this week was: Garth :')

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I LOVE HER WITH ALL MY HEART. Litigate for classical classism, shared cousins' quarters, and Georgian-era jawlines. The person most confused by the film this week was: every wig.

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Bon Appétit! Taste this episode for iconic couples, egotistical e-reads, and boeufs bourguignon. The person most confused by the film this week was: Julie's mom

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