O Romeo, Romeo...wtf Romeo?! Step onto a sailboat for candid cartographers, embarrassing exes, and confounding cousins. The person most confused by the film this week was: everyone's parents.

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Shotgun! Submit your applications for arrogant A-students, uncomforable ubers, and the pernicious pursuit of the proper party. The person most confused by the film this week was: our high school selves, about Who We Were.

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Let us escort you through an episode full of data-driven dates, melancholy memories, and Sci-Fi vibes but for the girls. The person most confused by the film this week was: Tom, about the human world/how not to be annoying.

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Mind your own business! Jump the fence into this episode for dodgey Dollys, nasty neighbors, and survivalist siblings. The person most confused by the film this week was: the freakish cows.

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She's a BABE! Party on for bodacious bits, winsome wigs, and delicious donuts. The person most confused by the film this week was: Garth :')

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I LOVE HER WITH ALL MY HEART. Litigate for classical classism, shared cousins' quarters, and Georgian-era jawlines. The person most confused by the film this week was: every wig.

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Bon Appétit! Taste this episode for iconic couples, egotistical e-reads, and boeufs bourguignon. The person most confused by the film this week was: Julie's mom

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...Word. Tweet @us for deceptive dancers, baffled boyfriends, and fearsome Floridians. The person most confused by the film this week was: Derek, when betrayed by his homie.

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Mor'DU! String your bow for awesome archers, cantankerous clans, and punk-rock princesses. The person most confused by the film this week was: the Delicate Bear.

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Donkeh!!! Get out me swamp for questionable quests, a sensational soundtrack, delightful Donkeys, divalicious dragons, and pernicious princesses. The person most confused by the film this week was: the recently-evicted little German pigs.

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