cw: suicide, depression. Uh... Check in to this episode for a father's enervation, film documentation, and a beach vacation. Watch at your own risk. The person most confused by the film this week was: the audience during the macarena.

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*Pops prosecco* Book a room for bashful boning, candid conversation, and mouthwatering Mars bars. The person most confused by the film this week was: Becky, having an insane day at work.

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You're not my wife! Exchange vows for farcical fiancés, women in the workforce, and suspicious SIM cards. The person most confused by the film this week was: Phool, but that is the patriarchy's fault.

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Fly out for gregarious grandmas, delicious dishes, and way chill weddings. The person most confused by the film this week was: Ellen the dog, that she was not in more scenes.

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Ba BA ba DOOK! DOOK! DOOK! Pop up for menacing mums, clamorous kids, and a queer icon. The person most confused by the film this week was: the kindly neighbour hearing all those sounds.

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AlaskaAa?! Get down on one knee for silly Sandra Bullock, riotous Ryan Reynolds, and of course, the naked slam. The person most confused by the film this week was: Kevin whilst in the clutches of a hawk!

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But... I'm a cheerleader! Forcibly attend this episode for campy casting choices, lesbian love triangles, and dazzling art direction. The person most confused by the film this week was: Megan's pom poms, wondering why they got dragged into this.

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Awoooooooo. Slink around for canine cavorting, feline flings, and a sex(?) scene(?). The person most confused by the film this week was: us, definitely us very much us.

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Change of plans, no ep this week! Lianna will tell you all about it. We will be back next week with our regularly scheduled programming! 

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Mi me ma mo moooo. Tune in for cringey choirs, indignant interpreters, and optimistic audition processes. The person most confused by the film this week was: our high school selves.

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