Tossers

Tossers

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Tossers episodes

  • S2 E16 - Inseminating the Earth

    Back to the boyz only! Sit down, strap in, at strap it up the lads are back and ready to wreak havoc on your eardrums! Get ready to laugh your ass off as they dive into the wild and wacky world of "Inseminating the Earth." It's a rollercoaster ride of topics, from the absurdity of matchmaking and arranged marriages to the mind-bending idea of having an AI girlfriend. Oh yeah, they even go full conspiracy mode, questioning if we're all just living in a freakin' simulated reality. Can you believe this sh*t? These lads bring the heat with their signature comedic genius, dishing out hilarious pop culture insights and serving up laughs like nobody's business. Buckle up, my friends, because this episode is gonna leave you in stitches. Don't miss out on the madness - tune in now and join the laughter-filled chaos!

    Credit to all the robots for making our lives easier.

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    58 min
  • S2 E15 - Nine to Five Fitness: Will Pay for Jocks

    It's giving gains! This week the boys are getting all jacked up with special guests, the Nine to Five Fitness fellas, Louis Phillips & Anabolic Gabe. Dining out on some straight knowledge (steak not included) the lads are talking all things training, gaining and big brainin' also, Cambodian breakup boys, starting pods in podtown, working 9 to 5 (dolly eat your heart out), first movers bigger dogs, closeted TikTok concierge, sniffing undies for the common man, Gab gets the guys, imagineray minute: Toss is too fit for tv..., kings of Korea, Euro bulk babies, Pyrenees deez knees, tour de Gab, sail Turkmenistan, yacht tails for oligarchs, little peeping Louis, big dox Toss, Melbourne hype-house season 1, punch drunk housemate love, Primal Train, scamming bezos, Lachies book club for Barack zzz, sleepy Gabe, run Louis run, beer marathon (not the cool one), distinguished gentlemen or sugar daddy doo doo, wild take: girlfriends are cheap, boys in love, first suck of the day, sauna shaggers, dishwashing war-dogs, hype-houseparty, Prime Train incognito, beers cool, pink gin king, fart chat, NPC vegans, anabolic good will hunting, year 7 teacher wants the smoke, true fan tails a memoir, Jonno loves jocks, sesh for the sixpack, Toss is Dylan Shiel, bachelors handbag a love story, teenage testies, dream whips and more.

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    56 min
  • S2 E14 - Coronating a Vape Expert: Budget Edition

    On this weeks episode: Podcasting setback: Two weeks and a world tour for a replacement cord, Federal budget: Who cares? We don't even have our own budget!, Vape flavour experts: Is there a professional flavour picker or just an 18-year-old girl?, Vape ban confusion: Let's ban the fun flavors and keep the boring ones. Mint tobacco, anyone?, Cigarette lighters in cars: The OG car accessory that could also burn your fingertips, Vape raids in New South Wales: Smokes were out, but the cops missed the real trouble in the toilets, Royal coronation: Strategic feather placement and pole obstruction for the ultimate curated view, Ex-photoshopping services: Erase your ex from photos, because memories should be customizable, Travel influencer catfish: Photoshopping exotic destinations from the basement in St. Kilda, Royal absences: Dame Edna missed the coronation, and influencers turned down the chance to hang with the Royals. Who needs 'em anyway?, Awkward family drama, irreparable relationships, Fancy coronation shenanigans, hilarious people-watching, Sword-holders with sore arms, ridiculous shark disguises, Unapologetic staunch Republicanism, baby!, Confusing seating arrangements, missing out on the action, Overpriced drinks, Instagram fame, hilarious money grab, Kate Middleton, the hottest royal amidst look-alikes, Comedic characters like Dame Edna, Mrs. Doubtfire leading the way, Controversial TV shows, unintended consequences, AFL team dreams in Tasmania, quest for genetic diversity.

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    53 min
  • S2 E13 - Paying for Babes (Ugly boy tax)

    Short and fun one from the boys here the episode may include some of the following who knows, ChatGPt wrote this: Join us for an offbeat and hilarious episode of our comedy podcast as we cover ANZAC Day, Coachella, thongs, stolen valor, chicks, and the NBA. Get ready for some unfiltered opinions and laughs.

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    29 min
  • S2 E12 - Ho-Chella, Himothy Chalamet, and Medieval Punishments
    Gather Round the wireless (iPhone) the boys are back from an Easter Break. outs: John Tossol (aggravated assault 2 games) Ins: Lachie Crawley (kicked a bag in under 13's). This week's debauchery includes blowouts beef ups and hardware changes of ex-athletes, the chase is the goat, big gym bois, Lachie's body insecurities, Jack wishes he was famous for Coachella tickets, Ho-chella, Coachella lowkey lit though, concert dudes, Jacks pathetic bball chat, quick sport update, conspiracy 1 from Jack, NBA corrupt, gather round dope, Nun strippers, hairy nuns, mosh face, old dudes need a shooting license, dog calendars, ai artists, King Quiche, Himothee Chalemet, T-swizzle single, Millie Boby Banded Up and much more.
    49 min
  • S2 E11 - John Tossol - VFL, WAFL & Country Footy in the 80’s

    This week Jack is joined by ex-Melbourne Footballer & Goulburn Valley Football League life member John Tossol who also happens to be his old man. The lads (sans Lachie, stiff Lach) discuss school footy with Neale Daniher, John's time at the Dee’s under Barassi, bringing the game into disrepute, Vic’s best country footballers & losing a league B&F due to suspension and much more.

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    43 min
  • S2 E10 - Easter Miracles: The Resurrection of Uncle Damien

    The boys are back after a sad week at the footy. Jack, the domestic man of business and pleasure, touched down just in time (half-time) to join a lone Lach at the Telstra dome. But the boy's perked back up for this ep. covering all things, that's it, just all things in general.

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    57 min
  • S2 E9 - A Rub at a Wedding

    Ducking our heads. The boys have laid low this week and are going soft, thinking way too much about weddings, but hey, weddings get you paid. Enjoy Rubber at a wedding, is TikTok wifi, tai chi Ipads, sweet old hypocrites, cut the lights Fages, flag strippers, harness racing is owned by one Tassie man, Europe > footy, don't shoot John Howard, grand pricks, the terminal reenactment, tentative euro trip, pop culture relationship round-up, Niall Horans the Goat, white guy golf chat.

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    53 min
  • S2 E8 - Working-Class Monkeys
    Lachie has finally returned from his 4-week darkness retreat, which included two 18ths and a 21st, and Jack writes a love letter to Somalian Pirates. Also on the show, vom window, pots keep you fit, line dobbing bitches, surf and turf, some light round 1 footy chat, sin-dex funds, Lach defends Will Smith for some reason, Triangle of Sadness should've won best film, Morgan Wizard Wallen, pass the N, strictly not financial advice, working-class monkeys, school pranks, fascinating politics chat, fuck winter, food poisonings a myth and much more.For more from the Tossers, follow us here: https://www.instagram.com/tosserspod/
    52 min
  • S2 EP 7 - Ferg Neal

    Toss is joined by up and coming Melbourne comedian Ferg Neal on this weeks episode. The boys discuss all items from street politics to Ferg's philosophy degree. Make sure to catch Ferg performing at the Melbourne Comedy fest later this month for guaranteed bulk laughs!

    57 min

About Tossers

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You're a bloke from Tik Tok who wants to start a podcast, who do you ask to co-host? A white boy with brown hair of course! Jack Tossol and Lachie Crawley try to navigate the world breaking down…