Stew is Spiderman! - THE Best Sports Moment - Bush Jr. Fs Up! - Another Dumb Apology - SNL Cast - WT Fuck is This? - Separation of Kooks and State - Camille Vasquez - Now He's Korean!! - RTG 

Catching Up - The Mexican Pizza is Back - James Cromwell and Starbucks - The Avatar 2 Trailer - George Carlin on Abortion - Calling the Governor - Metallica Fan Gives Birth at Show - Mike Pillow Now Believes That The Leak About The Supreme Court Banning Abortion Was to Sabotage Him - Strawberry Vagina 

Catching Up - Abortion - Golfer Lydia Ko Mentions She's on Her Period - Drew Barrymore Apologizes - Weird Al Bio Pic -  The World Has Become Grand Theft Auto - Alabama Inmate And Corrections Officer Go Missing - Do You Want Fries with That… Life?  

Depp and Heard and Dr. Shannon Curry - Dog Advice - Mike Tyson - Musk - Total Babble Sports Moment -  Woman Given a Stay of Execution - King Tut not Woke and Funny Enough - Florida Man Asks Schools to Ban Bible following the State's Efforts to Remove Books - The Megatallica Sisters - Yellowstone National Park New Season Pass  

Catching Up: Easter and the Yuck Couple - Coachella - Man Awarded $450,000 For Unwanted Birthday Party From Ex-Employer - Kindergartners Party in Livonia Michigan!! - Jesus Doesn't Rock - New Reality TV Show in Japan: Can toddlers cross the street alone?

Gilbert Gottfried -- Blind Teen Sinks Basketball Shot  -- Mom decides not to wig out, causes panic -- MGT reports joke to capitol police -- sugar daddy holds up jury selection -- Trump endorses Dr. Oz for Congress -- Dog's Name Is So Bad It Causes A Panic At A Train Station -- Severance and Dollface -- Body builders and sex dolls

Show Updates: Asparagus/Julia Fox - Making Game Shows More Exciting - Ukraine, Even the Bees Are Pissed!/A Moral Question - Ted Nugent on Taylor Hawkins - Sarah Palin is Back - Weekend at GooNew's

Will Smith - DAGASAM - Would You Own A Gay Dog? One Guy Wouldn't!!! - Ron Perlman on Ted Cruz - Mars Missions May be All-Female to Avoid

Astronauts Having Sex - Julia Fox