In this episode, we welcome our sophomore guest, Hamish McLaren. Hamish is a counter-tenor who studied at the Royal Academy of Music, with (what I'm convinced is) an encyclopedic knowledge of classical music. In this episode, we touch on classical music politics, tanks and dinosaurs.

Thanks to Hamish for his wealth of knowledge and general charm, and enjoy the episode!

In this episode, we welcome our first guest, Felix Martin! In this episode, Tom and Ed unravel Felix's singing career, his journey as a trumpet player in his band Lazy Snacks, the intricacies of studio and live performance, and so much more.

Thanks to Felix for being brave enough to beta testing as our first victim, and enjoy the episode.

Tom and Ed oversee a WWE Royal Rumble between notable composers in this episode. This fantastic fumble of fists considers the composer's stature, repertoire, offspring, and of course, Tom and Ed's prestige academic consensus. We hope you enjoy the episode as we uncover the WWE composer's champion.

In this episode, Ed and Tom rank all the classical instruments from best to worst, or more eloquently, from:

S-Tier: Cranks Serious 90's

A-Tier: Pulls on a night out

B-Tier: Fills out a concert hall

C-Tier: I will tolerate your existence

D-Tier: A*s

E-Tier: Throw it on the Barbie

I hope you enjoy this very deep, (CLEARLY educational and not at all comedic) critical analysis of classical instruments in Fortnite terms. And more importantly, an opportunity to put the piccolo in its place. Stay tuned for more!