Do you refuse to admit you snore, even when you know you do? Do you take random drives in your car just to pluck stray facial hairs? Well, we track right there with you, so tune in now and we'll compare notes!

Do you worry about whether to be hot or pretty? Do you always drop your shish kebab mushrooms through the grate? Well, instead of worrying, just crank up this episode and we'll get it all solved for you!

Do you wish rocking chairs would be outlawed? Do you get your science information from Land of the Lost? You seem like the type of rebel we'd like to hang with, so plug in this episode and we'll all act superior together!

Do you need a laugh track for your entire ridiculous life? Do you insist you drink milk shakes just for the calcium? It sounds like you're ready to roll with our crew, so turn this one up and we'll salute your genius together.

Do you forget sometimes that your hoodie has an actual hood? Are you the only person you know watching the reboot of Matlock? Well, you seem like our kind of oddball, so join us for this episode and we'll not give a damn together!

Do you worry that someone's B.O. will follow you are everywhere? Are you pretty sure that a billion dollars will buy inner peace? Well, those are massive questions for us too, so fire up this episode and let's smell rich and happy together!

Do you think dunking in a chocolate fountain makes complete sense? Have you mistaken a wig for a guinea pig? If you answered yes, then you belong right here, so turn it up and we'll be just a little bit different from the other kids together.

Do you love making resolutions just so you can forget them in a week? Are you absolutely convinced that you were destined to ride around in fancy sports cars 24/7? You seem like our kind of overachiever, so tune in now and we'll rule the world together!

Do you wish crudite platters were outlawed? Is your idea of a "dream job" a job without any work involved? You sound like you have a solid grip on what's what, so join us on the pod and we'll laze our way into the New Year together.

Do you think Alaska is the funniest state? Does your bucket list consist of planning to make a bucket list? Sounds like you roll the way we roll, so tune on in to this one and we'll be non-achievers together!