Have you ever wondered if raindrops have more fun than snowflakes? Are you confused on when decanters should stay canted? Well, we're right on the same page with you, so tune into this and we'll solve the big mysteries together!
Have you always wondered if you'd make a great soda jerk? Do you wish someone would come along some day and swaddle you? Well, we can make those dreams come true, so turn up the volume and we'll get dreamy together!
Do you worry that your fireworks are handled by rookies? Do you wish there was a ban on fruity desserts? Well, we're just as picky as you are, so fire this one up and we'll complain about everything together.
Do double-jointed people creep you out? Do you slide across your floor like Risky Business just because? Well, then we definitely think we should hang out, so let this one rip and we'll be one hundred percent cool together!
Do you wonder why the Loch Ness Monster hasn't checked in lately? Do you like talking to random strangers, regardless of how they might feel? Well, we like the cut of your jib, so fire up this episode and we'll get random together!
Do you think Cadbury Creme Eggs deserve their own food group? Do you want to slap AI for being such a suck-up? Well, we do too, so crank up this one and we'll be grouchy together!
Do you think slow dancing should be banned at house parties? Do you believe fasting is simply procrastinating, so just eat already? Well, we are right there on your logic train, so tune into this one and we'll groove with some snacks together!
Do you think sleeping qualifies as a hobby? Do you feel confident you could outsmart a giant hornet? Well, you sound like our kind of over-achiever, so fire up this episode and we'll rule the world together!
Do boring people know that they're boring? Do pot pies have to always have the consistency of mucus? If these questions are keeping you up at night, text us cause we're up too, and we can listen to this one together!
Do you wish you had a Pumpkin Valet right about now? Do you think eating a large pizza yourself is just another day at the office? Well, we like the cut of your jib, so let this episode rip and we'll burp pepperoni together!
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What happens when three grown-ass women sit around drinking and talking about stupid stuff that doesn’t matter – until it does?? Everything and anything goes on a journey that will take you from the…
poignant to the pointless in no time, and you’ll wonder where the heck you just spent the last 30 minutes. Join Ellen, Jen and Alex as they keep you on track by getting off topic. Don’t miss it.