Do you think slow dancing should be banned at house parties? Do you believe fasting is simply procrastinating, so just eat already? Well, we are right there on your logic train, so tune into this one and we'll groove with some snacks together!

Do you think sleeping qualifies as a hobby? Do you feel confident you could outsmart a giant hornet? Well, you sound like our kind of over-achiever, so fire up this episode and we'll rule the world together!

Do boring people know that they're boring? Do pot pies have to always have the consistency of mucus? If these questions are keeping you up at night, text us cause we're up too, and we can listen to this one together!

Do you wish you had a Pumpkin Valet right about now? Do you think eating a large pizza yourself is just another day at the office? Well, we like the cut of your jib, so let this episode rip and we'll burp pepperoni together!

Are you earning a graduate degree in nonsense? Are you afraid of being trapped in an elevator because you're very regular? Well, these are issues we know well, so turn this one up and we'll solve life together!

Do you refuse to admit you snore, even when you know you do? Do you take random drives in your car just to pluck stray facial hairs? Well, we track right there with you, so tune in now and we'll compare notes!

Do you worry about whether to be hot or pretty? Do you always drop your shish kebab mushrooms through the grate? Well, instead of worrying, just crank up this episode and we'll get it all solved for you!

Do you wish rocking chairs would be outlawed? Do you get your science information from Land of the Lost? You seem like the type of rebel we'd like to hang with, so plug in this episode and we'll all act superior together!

Do you need a laugh track for your entire ridiculous life? Do you insist you drink milk shakes just for the calcium? It sounds like you're ready to roll with our crew, so turn this one up and we'll salute your genius together.

Do you forget sometimes that your hoodie has an actual hood? Are you the only person you know watching the reboot of Matlock? Well, you seem like our kind of oddball, so join us for this episode and we'll not give a damn together!