Total Train Wreck Podcast

The boys are back... again! They plan on crashing into town once a week again. We touch on what has been going on the last three years. Zacks still fat, Carey still cannot afford sleeves, and the show is still a Total Train Wreck!

Episode 82 has arrived! This week the boys star off by sending out a salute to the fallen warriors of the US Armed forces as this episode was done on Memorial Day. Good lord those boys can golf. Snyder came up on the weekend and the boys played 36 holes on Saturday. The wind and rain couldn’t hold them back. The boys wonder if they could get the couples rate for a membership at their local course. Zack came up with the idea of trying to make fried ice cream for dessert. In the Walmart parking lot to pick up ingredients Zack made eye contact with a person picking their nose. We all do things like that but which are publicly acceptable? Fun facts this week include polar bear lovers and identical twins! This weeks derailments have Zack backed up in traffic and Carey backed up on the golf course. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck!

Episode 81 has arrived! The boys start off with a stinky one. Not typically the stinky one they talk about but moth balls! Find out what they’re made of and if they’re edible! Is there really enough time to go to the gym during the day? One of the hosts is just too lazy and the other is finding time for it. Sleeping positions...which one is your favorite? Zack and Carey play a round of fun facts! What will you learn today? The fun fact game turns into a lesson about blue whales and elephants. How much does a blue whales’s tongue weigh?  This week’s derailments have Carey stuck in line and Zack waiting on hold. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck!

Episode 80 has arrived! The boys are back. Consistency is neither our name or game but here we are. Special shout out to the the now wife turning 25 this past week. The boys share their favorite memory of her and tell a few of her stories from the week. Cow dung and urine is being used by a select few in India to ward off covid. Surprise surprise...it doesn’t help. Carey explains to Zack what a city kitty is. Pa was listed in the top ten dirtiest states in front of New York. Carey was baffled by that. Zack and Carey have been on as many vacations together as carey has been on with his now wife. Montana here we come...maybe! The boys talk esports again and whether or not they’ll take over. Some fun questions to round off the night from Zack’s I’ll prepared segment. This weeks derailments have Zack not answering and Carey asking why. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck!

Episode 79 has arrived!.After a 3 week hiatus the boys are back! A lot has gone on in the past several weeks. Zack had to deal with quite the mess after his dog was left in the crate too long. The boys boys talk cutterman cuisine and backyard bbq’s. Covid hit the family a couple weeks ago derailing us but thankfully everyone is back on track. When will life return to normal? Supply is low but demand is high with seemingly everything. Now hiring signs are popping up everywhere...are stimulus checks and unemployment to blame? The boys have an idea for a batting cage. Zack suggests Carey builds a tiny home to rent out. This weeks derailments have Zack trying to pull cows out of retirement and carey pulling money from his retirement. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck!

Episode 78 has arrived!. Easter has come and gone! The holidays always go too fast. Zack is tired of cooking on the holidays and just wants to relax. He proposes we all chip in and cater the next holiday. Carey isn’t too keen on that idea. A really smart guy stated that humans could literally build Jurassic park with all the advancements that have been made. Carey and Zack basically give a synopsis of all the movies stating why that would be a horrible idea. Another week and Zack is still begging for an underground bunker now that Russia has developed a weapon capable of creating nuclear tsunamis. Have you ever wondered if you’re living in the Truman show? The boys have and wondered why their writers gave them the script that they gave them. This week’s derailments have Zack full of hot air and Carey letting the cold air in. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck!

Episode 77 has arrived! This week the tables have turned. Zack is the happy one and Carey is a bit cranky. That’s ok though he gets better as they go! Carey’s head is swirling after thinking about all the work that is coming his way. Not to mention his toilet started to leak. Zack went back to school today and did...nothing. Zack gets worried about an impending foreign invader. The boys talk about underground bunkers.....again.  The boys reminisce about the drills they did in school. Uncle Jim’s kubota delivery is stalled due to the Suez canal blockage. The now wife had a couple oopsies already this week. This week’s derailments have Zack paying a fine and carey just wondering why. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck Podcast!

Episode 76 has arrived! This week Zack starts a coup to overthrow his co-host. Mr Werner will be making his come back to school. The boys talk about their accidents with their wives. Zack pulled the rug out from under his wife while carey hit the now wife with a tennis ball. March madness has begun and the NCAA is facing backlash. Zack goes on a tirade that leaves the now wife sour. This summer the boys are making a summer bucket list. Golfing, fishing, axe throwing, and whatever else they can fit in. Will life actually allow them to?  This weeks derailments have carey mad at himself and Zack mad at a mystery. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck Podcast!

Episode 75 has arrived!. The weather gives the boys a tease of summer then drops back down into the miserable freezing temps. Uncle Jim will be making his comeback in a couple weeks. Which state is the turning point where it’s too cold for southerners but warm enough for northerners? The fellas went axe throwing with their wives and a couple of friends. Find out who lost a toe! Carey enjoyed axe throwing so much he went and built his own target at 8 pm on a Sunday night. The boys talk about the trials and lessons learned with their latest CoffeeNKO’s venture. This week’s derailments have Zack talking to a stranger and Carey wanting to talk to the lumber companies. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck Podcast!

Episode 74 has arrived! Short ride on this episode. The boys started off with Zack worrying about not being able to wake up on time after this weekends ufc card ran late. Lil Snip has him trained to be up early so he can keep her from sticking her fingers in the box fan. The third member of CoffeeNKOs may make an appearance this summer. Where would the boys take him? Zack says no to kayaking but yes to hiking. Video games, video games, video games, the boys got a couple of new games to play that they’re excited about. Zack makes the transition to survival games and Carey started ranching. This week’s derailments have Zack mad at his chair and has Carey mad at Giant. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck Podcast!