The last time we saw Captain J Spaulding was in season 3, where his Ship "Dog" took off from orbit, with himself, his 2 cats and 2 unwanted stowaways in Richard Branson and Jeff Bezos.

He's back now to pick a fight, let's see what we (but mostly Sarah Vandella) can do to make his journey more comfortable

Part 1 of his adventure is HERE!

You can find him online @Cptspaulding

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Abbie Stabby
Twitch
Instagram
Facebook
MUSIC

Armageddon vacation intro
Сукины Сыны / Sons Of Bitches (RU) - Мальчики/Девочки / Boys/Girls
Ad breaks
Lobo Loco - Helges Friend woke up

You lose! music
So much more - Princess league (from the video game Yakusa 5)

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Joe from the Hallmark of greatness, Dammit Vince and Weird thing about that returns and gets to show some aliens what we got. His top 10 sitcom episodes are on point, but is his knowledge of them the same?

Previously in Joe's journey
Chunks of Hallmark

Check out Joe's tings
Twitter of Greatness
Link tree of Greatness
Dammit Twitter
Dammit Linktree
Weird Twitter

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MUSIC

Armageddon vacation intro
Сукины Сыны / Sons Of Bitches (RU) – Мальчики/Девочки / Boys/Girls
Ad breaks
Lobo Loco – Helges Friend woke up
The Elevator Bossa Nova – Bensound.com

Punishment time
"I'll be there for you" - The Rembrants

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WTFDYW's Deadbeat Punk returns abord the Stevie and, begrudgingly brings his stowaway Katie Price with him. What adventures await them? Has Punk come to terms with his new crewmate and seen her good side? or... well it's "no, he fecking hasnt" isn't it.


You can find him online
Twitter
 Buzzsprout
Philthys ring sting
Twitter
Acast link

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Electronic mail - [email protected]

MUSIC

Armageddon vacation intro
Сукины Сыны / Sons Of Bitches (RU) - Мальчики/Девочки / Boys/Girls
Ad break
Lobo Loco - Helges Friend woke up
Next week AD music
Giorgio De Campo - Freesound Music - Swinging into La La Land

F U Music
"I'm gonna punch you in the face" - The Ch*ld M*lesters (I'm not putting that phrase in the bloody notes

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Oodles from "Modern Escapism", "Do Dragons dream of scorched sheep" and now "The deep dive Lounge" returns this week and he's certainly fresher than his one of a kind meat ship "Jim Davidson"

The Black Knights pop their head into apologies for being late to the world ending party and let him play their new game. THE WHEEL OF THINGS!!!!

What will he win from the Black Knight confiscation cupboard?

Oodles and his multitude of podcastery can be found here
Modernescapism.co.uk


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MUSIC

Armageddon vacation intro
Сукины Сыны / Sons Of Bitches (RU) - Мальчики/Девочки / Boys/Girls
Ad breaks
Lobo Loco - Helges Friend woke up
Buck Bumble music - Justin Scharvona

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Gavin and Dan Belson are on the show and... things happen. With two of the greatest lists compiled by any guest*

Does the world end with chlamidia wielding koalas on sharks? is it the Blobby Illuminate led by Noel Edmunds that does us in? or is it all a mystery meat?

Belson linkys
Belson Twitter
Belsons Apples


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MUSIC

Armageddon vacation intro
Сукины Сыны / Sons Of Bitches (RU) – Мальчики/Девочки / Boys/Girls
Ad breaks
Lobo Loco – Helges Friend woke upThe Elevator Bossa Nova – Bensound.com
Giorgio De Campo – Freesound Music – Swinging into La La Land


End of the world music
"Baby got back" - Sir Mix a lot

*this is a lie

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Ayesha Raymond is in Japan right now taking on all comers in the ring, on this show her story continues and she takes on all of Canada. Can she overcome the insurmountable odds and.... nah! not gonna happen is it.

Previous adventures of Ayesha Raymond
Ep.1 - Barky Mark and the Funky Bunch
Ep.2 - Amazon Warriors and Graceland Raiders
Ep.3 - Flying Honkeys

Listen in as we say possibly say goodbye to this universes last human

 Also included in this episode, The first Black Knight Diary episode... because it's not exactly a long fight

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Boo Lemont lo-fi beeps and boops

Abbie Stabby
Twitch
Instagram
Facebook

Ayesha Raymond
Linktree for Ayesha Raymond

MUSIC

Armageddon vacation intro
Сукины Сыны / Sons Of Bitches (RU) - Мальчики/Девочки / Boys/Girls
Ad break
Lobo Loco - Helges Friend woke up
Giorgio De Campo - Freesound Music - Swinging into La La Land

The F'd around and found out theme
Running up that hill - Kate Bush


Black Knight Diary

Written, Directed, Produced and Performed by Dean TFG

Also Staring


Vincent Price - Vincent Price Clone
Sample from "The mask of the Red Death"

Music & Sounds credits
The Shimmer - Monspalsir
Living Room Spaceship
Quirky dog - Kevin Macleod
Lobo Loco - Helges Friend woke up - Lobo Loco
Splashing waves on the Beach
Two Girls One cup theme
Evil Temple Dark Ambience -  Michaël Ghelfi
Harley Davidson bike sounds

And a whole heap of random clips snagged from videos that had no clear ownership

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In the beginning, was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. He was with God in the beginning. Through him all things were made; without him nothing was made that has been made... Then he messed up playing extreme frisbee and now he has to do it all again with Monorants

What do they think will help humans do better a second time around? booze? drugs? all of human knowledge on a handy easy-to-use device? a duck?

Find out here.

Monorants links
Ranty Twitter
Ranty Spoty


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MUSIC

Armageddon vacation intro
Сукины Сыны / Sons Of Bitches (RU) – Мальчики/Девочки / Boys/Girls
Ad breaks
Lobo Loco – Helges Friend woke upThe Elevator Bossa Nova – Bensound.com
Giorgio De Campo – Freesound Music – Swinging into La La Land


End of the world music
War of the worlds "The eve of war" - Jeff Wayne
Pall blue dot  - Carl Sagan

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Mr & Mrs Armageddon Vacation? am I actively trying to break up a relationship? yes! yes I am. At the insistence of this week's guests co-host and relative, Bernie and Ellis join us to see if their bond is stronger than the end of the world, or will there be a rabbit hole too many to go down?

Giant Spiders, Rage inducing Vince juice and booze get brought to the table, which one makes it to the ship though?

Audio note: there were some issues with the audio this week, it gets a bit choppy in places. It happens sometimes, sorry.

Dammit Vince
Dammit Twitter
Dammit Link tree

Hallmark of Greatness
Twitter of Greatness
Link tree of Greatness


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MUSIC

Armageddon vacation intro
Сукины Сыны / Sons Of Bitches (RU) – Мальчики/Девочки / Boys/Girls
Ad breaks
Lobo Loco – Helges Friend woke upThe Elevator Bossa Nova – Bensound.com
Giorgio De Campo – Freesound Music – Swinging into La La Land
Bubble Bobble theme - Tadashi Kimijima and Zuntata.

End of the world music
Modest mouse - "Float on"

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The prodigal S.O.B returns this week and we find out how strong his game is...

Then we pay tribute to Star Trek in a battle for the ages when last week's cliffhanger is resolved.

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Boo Lemont lo-fi beeps and boops

Abbie Stabby
Twitch
Instagram
Facebook

Ayesha Raymond
Linktree for Ayesha Raymond

MUSIC

Armageddon vacation intro
Сукины Сыны / Sons Of Bitches (RU) - Мальчики/Девочки / Boys/Girls
Ad break
Lobo Loco - Helges Friend woke up
Giorgio De Campo - Freesound Music - Swinging into La La Land



The lost love theme
Love song for a vampire - Annie Lennox 

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It's summertime and we're having ourselves a music festival. Join  Abbie Stabby as she attempts to win over the Monsters of Rock. It's sure to beat watching Jimi Hendrix at the Hull Working Men's club with Eddie Chedder as the support act.

Will she win over the Creates and get Her Majesties Tiddy up and running in pursuit of her most precious booty?

Abbies adventure Part 1  - The Chip Spice extends life
Abbies adventure Part 2 - Carry on Apocalypse
Abbies adventure Part 3 - Throat Goat and the Kennedy boys
Abbies adventures Part 4 - Dr Greenthumb vs Dr. Friendbeast

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Abbie Stabby
Twitch
Instagram
Facebook

Doom Generation trailer
Linktree for the DG

Music

Armageddon vacation intro
Сукины Сыны / Sons Of Bitches (RU) - Мальчики/Девочки / Boys/Girls
Ad break
Lobo Loco - Helges Friend woke up
Available on the Free Music archive


End track
Fuel - Avril Lavigne (MTV Icons live) cover

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