Buckle up frickfracks, prayer warriors and pay pigs, we're telling another tumblr story of yore. Unlike the E-girls on youtube, however, we can read. This week, Kendall and Ceres are traveling back to a time where bacon was epic and beards were shmexy to reflect on the fallen queen of tumblr, Pizza. They talk about her rise, her fall, and the tricky, seedy world of content monetization in the early days of the internet.

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Works Cited and Further Reading:

The Secret Lives of Tumblr Teens

Rise and Fall of Jess Miller's Pizza Empire

Wayback Machine Archive of Pizza

Inventing Reality by Michael Parenti

Tumblr's Book Deal Directory

Tumblr: "We're pretty opposed to advertising"

No Regrets for Founder of Tumblr After Yahoo Sale\

Pizza being racist

Pizza's Beyonce Post

Obama: Kanye West is a Jackass! [ACTUAL AUDIO]

Alleged Google Ad Sense Leak

New Lawsuit Accuses Google of AdSense Fraud

Cara Reynolds' dies of raspberry ketone pill overdose