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From February 12th, 2023: If you were educated in the Failure Lorenz School of Journalism, it makes sense that you would see like three videos on TikTok and decide it’s indicative of a sweeping trend. After all, you only ever exist by hating outside the clubs you can’t get in. We take a critical look at this alleged “e-girl military psyop” trend and, using the immortal science, declare the US military to be in its flop era. Empire in decline vibes, indeed. Put your dicks away and pick up a copy of Imperialism, the Highest Stage of Capitalism instead. While you’re at it, cancel your subscription to the New Dork Crimes and give your money to us instead.

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Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, if you are reaching thirty, put down the Werther's Originals! This is an emergency and you need to start shaking some ass at the club. In this episode, Kenny and Virgil are joined by aesthetic scholar and TikTok Icon, Laura aka Cyberexboyfriend, to talk about nostalgia cycles, billboard charts, fast fashion, and how the means of production makes 29 year olds start thinking they are old and ready for death.\

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Works Cited and Further Reading:

Survey of the Best and Worst Decades (YouGov)

1800s Womenswear (Fashion History Timeline)

Shein's Average Shopper Spends $100 a month on clothes)

From May 21, 2023: In this episode, Kenny and Virgil break down the vigilante culture behind Citizen, Nextdoor, and Ring. We get into why and how these companies capitalize on your fear and paranoia, while successfully pitting communities against one another. We also give you social-anxiety babes a lil advice on how to build up the courage to just ask your neighbor for a cup of sugar.

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Works Cited and Further Reading:

Vigilante app removed from apple store

Citizen lays off employees

Citizen usage in Philly

False Arrest Due to Racial profiling - Citizen

Nextdoor CEO admits fault for racist biases

Citizen app does not promote public safety

LAPD + Citizen

Citizen crime alerts

How crime tracking apps create a culture of fear and incite panic

Citizen app employees mental health

Inside the Citizen App

From April 23, 2022:

In part two of the Parasocial Power Hour, [the podcaster formally known as] Ceres talks about their travels for the past six weeks on their E̶a̶t̶ ̶P̶r̶a̶y̶ ̶L̶o̶v̶e̶ Smoke Rave Chillax journey. They talk about their thrilling adventures through being held on trial at the Tenderqueer Tribunal, worshiping the moon, and taking shrooms. Like if Hunter S. Thompson was hot.

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*Travis Morrison voice* Youuuu are invited…to listen to this announcement as it pertains to Virgil’s Celebrity Book Club and Kenny’s Kino Eye.

If you want to accept your invitation to either offering:

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Here is Kenny’s letterboxd profile if you want to follow their monthly film lists + reviews there as well.

I also have a letterboxd but I haven’t watched a film since March. Sorry. I’m too busy expanding my brain with the written word, and the real truth is I don’t have health insurance anymore so there are no more attention fixing drugs for me to take in order to enjoy a little focused film experience. ☹ InshAllah I become gainfully employed or rich from content so that can change soon.

If you liked the today’s included musical offering, you should check out the band OGRE, which is helmed by the universally acclaimed voice you will recognize from today’s song and the BSN theme.

Those of you clamoring for a Producer LAIN curated content experience should stay tuned for future announcements! For the meantime, you can show your respect by playing Fortnite with her in our discord.

Don’t forget to donate to the fundraiser for our friends who have been displaced in Gaza! The Himdan Family is fundraising to afford basic supplies. We also ask you to please share the link as widely as possible so their goal can be reached soon.

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Kenny and Virgil don some overalls and get to work! They help the feeble and sickly Bolsonaro launder some cows to get them squeaky clean. Your favorite they-devils peer down using satellite imagery to analyze the dairy and beef industry within the Amazon Rainforest. Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, they find more than just one Inconvenient Truth. Deforestation, milk taxonomy, cow fraud and yes, those pesky government cheese caves. You won't want to miss this.

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Works Cited:

Amazon Deforestation Satellite Study

Protected areas still used to produce Brazil's cattle (Conservation Letters Journal)

Deforestation Linked to Agriculture (WRI)

Cattle Production at a Glance (USDA)

How Illegal Land Grabs in Brazil's Amazon Feed the Global Beef Industry (OCCRP)

Slaughtering in the Amazon (Greenpeace)

Brazil cuts environment budget despite climate summit pledge

Brazil sacks officials who curbed deforestation on Amazon indigenous lands

Emails Show the Meatpacking Industry Drafted an Executive Order to Keep Plants Open

Examining the Decline in U.S. Per Capita Consumption of Fluid Cow’s Milk, 2003–18

Government Recommended Dietary Guidelines

Fluid Milk Consumption Continues Downward Trend, Proving Difficult to Reverse

Aubrey Plaza Wood for Milking Commercial

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From April 9th, 2023:

Good day, Paypigs. This episode we talk about violence in video games and travel back in time to the Clinton Era. We examine how this Power Couple was a force to be reckoned with when it came to video games. Were they just bad at GTA or were they on to something? Paypigs, you'll learn a lot, per usual, in this ep.. so grab a chili mango buzzball and listen to ur fave they-devils as you prepare your mid-morning drive to brunch with the girls.

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Works Cited and Further Reading:

Utah State Shooting Threat - Anita Sarkeesian Visit

Trumps Video Game Meeting

Are video games breeding an assassination generation

Supreme Court Has Ruled; Now Games Have a Duty

Senator Clinton on violent video games A Brief History of Video Game Violence Blame

Wiki for US Senate hearings on Video Games

Bill Clinton Addressing Juvenile Violence

FTC Addressing Violent Entertainment Marketed for Juveniles

Congressional Record of Newt Gingrich Speech

NYT - Death Race Game Gains Favor But Not With The Safety Council

President Trump and Bipartisan Members of Congress in Meeting on School and Community Safety

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Beware! The boot on your car and those unpaid parking tickets are ruses by traffickers to distract you while they sneak up behind you with a burlap sack. Spin around three times, throw salt over your shoulder and yell "traffy no traffic!" We promise this works.

In the final episode of this series, Kenny and Virgil dive into the ways the media presents sex industry bosses, as shrewd businessmen or common evil-doers, exploiting a system that allows them to do what they please. We follow the money and crunch the numbers to see how much wealth sex workers creates for OF, and how much they earn.

It wouldn’t be a BSN episode without a material analysis: from the E-pimps, to the chatters, to the sex workers themselves. We cut zip ties off doors to learn the signs of a true trafficking victim online, and why they are so difficult to find.

When a man monopolizes a system built on shoving sex workers behind paywalls and dark corners, when sex workers call for a boycott amid alleged AIPAC donations, what can those who want to "support sex workers" do besides mindlessly supporting a company?

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Works Cited

How Influencers are Being Talked into Porn on OnlyFans

The E-Pimps of Only Fans

Instagram Connects Vast Pedophile Network

Expert Analysis of CSAM on OnlyFans

Damning probes find Instagram is key link connecting pedophile rings

OnlyFans Seeks New Funding Valuation Above $1 Billon

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We have a confession to make: Unlike Lil Wayne, we are not in fact, down like the economy. We do not understand the blockchain. But fear not! In part two of our series on the elusive CEO of OnlyFans, Kenny and Virgil brought on resident Money Understander, Greg of Gorilla Radio Show. Together, they look into the lawsuit against Admin Leo and Meta. They also analyze the sparing, neoliberal coverage of OnlyFans, peek inside Leo's Ethereum wallet, take a little trip to Belize to look at some offshore accounts, and ask a fundamental question: When everyone assumes your business is too ugly to look at, what can you get away with even when the lights are on?

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Works Cited

Meta Executives 'Inadvertently' Identified in OnlyFans Bribery Suit

Dangaard v Instagram Incorrectly Filed Document

Facebook accused of blacklisting OnlyFans’ rivals

OnlyFans 'Suspicious Activity Reports' Mostly Show that Banks Hate Sex Work

AdminLeo's ETH Wallet

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We love living here at Big Soy Naturals LLC, we love breathing and living and I, Producer Lain, have never thought about killing myself. Just thought I'd let everyone know that! We <3 Living! Kenny and Virgil were minding their business, checking the leaked AIPAC donations on their phones while having 2-3 beers behind the wheel, when they discovered the largest donation of $11 million was ALLEGEDLY given by the CEO of OnlyFans, Leonid Radvinsky. This sent your favorite they-devils down a rabbit hole that includes XCOM forum moderators, domain name scams, alleged sex trafficking, alleged family business criminal rings, and many alleged links to OnlyFans coordinating with other nefarious agencies to serve economic interests through state violence. Allegedly!

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Works Cited

Inside The Israel Lobby’s New $90 Million War Chest

AdminLeo: Only Fans Owner's Dubious Financial History

Facebook accused of blacklisting OnlyFans’ rivals

Dangaard v Instagram

Leo's Dad's investing portfolio

OnlyFans Statistics 2023