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This Thanksgiving (or is it TAKES-giving? you decide, pay pigs and prayer warriors) skip arguing with your New Dork Crimes reading uncle or Q-Pilled Cousin about sexual mutual aid and instead tune into the 300 IQ grand debate between Ceres and Gorilla Radio Show co-host, Greg. The ultimate communist shonen main characters battle it out over neighbor chili, bisexuality and pansexuality, reading theory, sex work, and more!

This is part 1, for part two, tune into Gorilla Radio Show, out now!

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Do you know how to spell ICUP, prayer warriors and pay pigs? Let me google that for you. This week, we are joined by the incomparable Ashlyn to talk about the decline of google. Between SEO, a corrupt conglomerate, and a lack of media literacy, google has been on a steep decline. Looking deep in the caverns of page two of the google results, will Ashlyn’s help be enough for us to discover a way beyond the ads? Or are redditors and tiktok users the scholars of our foreseeable future?

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Works Cited and Further Reading:

Monster Truck Names

2020 Presidential Candidates Fave Comfort Foods

How Google Eats a Business Whole

Google CTR in 2018

How "Israel" Employs Google to Oppress Palestinians

Google's Gatekeepers

How We Searched Before Search

For Gen Z, TikTok is the New Search Engine

A history of Google Ad Labeling

SadGrl's Surfing the Web Resources

Google's 'Don't Be Evil' Slogan

Here Let Me Google That For You

A Rough Guide to the Internet Book

Wonderbread Deviantart Guy

Pucker up those lips, prayer warriors and pay pigs. Ceres and Kendall are riding down the Gamer Tunnel of Love with ValiDate writer and 300 IQ genius hottie, Sam Taub to talk about ValiDate, the true importance of representation in media, game writing, ethical working conditions in gaming, and who we kin with in the game (Hint: Ceres is deeply Ashlie-Coded).

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The Dissolution Of The ZA/UM Cultural Association by Martin Luiga

Prayer ghouls and pay goblins, get ready for a spooooky halloween night of tales from beyond the geocities grave. Listen in terror as Kendall and Ceres describe Marvel Cinemasins creepypastas, haunted queer coffeeshops, and possessed sex dolls owned by Erika Moen.

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Monkey's Paw by Austin

Letter from a White Listener by Steven

Anathemy inspired by Anatomy by Kitty Horrorshow

Preparing their underground bunker for the Swiftie Invasion, Kendall and Ceres have obtained the leaked version of Taylor Swift's new album, Midnights. Off-the-cuff and for once, topical, they dive deep into the infinity-scarfed void to find the sacred eyeliner sharp enough to kill a man while discussing copyright abolition, the music industry, and how the album is bad. Jack Antonoff you will not see heaven!

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Buckle up frickfracks, prayer warriors and pay pigs, we're telling another tumblr story of yore. Unlike the E-girls on youtube, however, we can read. This week, Kendall and Ceres are traveling back to a time where bacon was epic and beards were shmexy to reflect on the fallen queen of tumblr, Pizza. They talk about her rise, her fall, and the tricky, seedy world of content monetization in the early days of the internet.

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Works Cited and Further Reading:

The Secret Lives of Tumblr Teens

Rise and Fall of Jess Miller's Pizza Empire

Wayback Machine Archive of Pizza

Inventing Reality by Michael Parenti

Tumblr's Book Deal Directory

Tumblr: "We're pretty opposed to advertising"

No Regrets for Founder of Tumblr After Yahoo Sale\

Pizza being racist

Pizza's Beyonce Post

Obama: Kanye West is a Jackass! [ACTUAL AUDIO]

Alleged Google Ad Sense Leak

New Lawsuit Accuses Google of AdSense Fraud

Cara Reynolds' dies of raspberry ketone pill overdose

Pay pigs and prayer warriors, we come to you with tragic news. Unfortunately, Kenny has perished in a tragic dressage horse related incident. However, due to their connection to the Kennedys, they will be back and stronger than ever due to the same cybernetics that they gave to Robert Kennedy.

And rejoice! for the All-Mother of Big Soy Naturals, the legendary Joan Summer of Eating for Free has arrived to replace Kendall. This week, Ceres and Joan tackle the Protestant sexual politic of the incoming generations. Where every other two bit verified Twitter user has gotten it wrong, your they and she-devils are here to get it right. The duo talk about the trend of sexual puritanism and how it all ties back to FOSTA-SESTA, hyper-individualism, a commodity-based culture, and a rise in the belief that sexual relations should be used only to produce new labor. Stay on that sigma grindset! And by grindset we mean grinding your genitals together in public.

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Works Cited and Further Reading:

Glamdemon2004 Interview

Casual Sex is Out, Companionship is In

How the Catholic World is Changing

Compton's Cafeteria Riot

FOSTA SESTA Threatens the Internet As We Know It

Trends in Frequency of Sexual Activity 18-44 through 2000-2018

Negotiations by Herbert Marcuse

I saw Goody Proctor at the Devil's Sacrament!

After waiting in line for five years, Kenny and Ceres have made it to the Museum of Ice Cream and as a reward, are receiving one extra hour in the sprinkle pit. The they-devils take a retrospective look at the Museum of Ice Cream. An "art installation" that birthed a massive swath of pop up instagram photo ops around the US and beyond. Looking at the history of participatory art, and the slow death of community spaces, Kendall and Ceres ask the question: what will happen to our public space in the near future as the role of influencer becomes the average career?

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Works Cited and Further Reading:

Baby Ceres and White Egypt Girl

Artificial Hells by Claire Bishop

Marina Abramovic's Gala Dinner

Wafaa Bilal's Shoot an Iraqi

Felix Gonzales-Toress' Untitled (Portrait of Ross in L.A.)

Museum of Ice Cream Los Angeles Video Tour

Museum of Ice Cream Official Website

The Millennial Walt Disney by Jake Stangel

The Culture Industry: Enlightenment as Mass Deception by disney adult Theodor Adorno and Max Horkheimer

The Third Place and the Starbucks Empire

The Dead Mall Series on YouTube

Pay pigs, hold onto your Cookie Monster Snapbacks and Shutter Shades, Prayer Warriors, Grab your Jeffrey Campbell Litas and High-Low Skirts. In part two of our Austerity-Core series, Kendall, Ceres, and guest Nicola Fumo dig deep into the cyclical trend cycle and the sociopolitical implications of a pair of denim shorts. Using the 2008 recession as a starting point, they peer into the world of hemlines, fast fashion, dead malls, minimalism and maximalism and find 0ut exactly why the TikTok trend analysis careerists are getting it all wrong.

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Nicola's Podcast Identity Crisis

POV: The year is 2008. You've got an iPod classic because it has the most storage. You're blasting "No Air" by Jordan Sparks while Ira Glass is talking about a financial recession on your mom's car radio. Obama may or may not be president. You're wearing a Blood on the Dancefloor T Shirt. It's the best and worst year of your life.

As a new financial recession looms ever closer, Kendall and Ceres wonder about which end of the Aesthetics Ouroboros western culture will crawl out of. In their infinite wisdom, the they-devils have invited local tastemaker and hipster expert, Nicola Fumo, to talk about the aesthetic ouvre of culture in the era of the Great Recession that they lovingly call Austerity Core. In part one, they talk about music, television, and online culture.

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Works Cited and Further Reading:

Intermarriage in the U.S. 50 Years After Loving v. Virginia from Pew Research Center

Top 40 Radio Has a Rap Problem

2007 CNN Youtube Democratic Debate Playlist

Ur So Gay by Katy Perry

Kim Kardashian Bares All