Big Soy Naturals

If you could, would you make it so Diamond Joe Biden would never be president if it means that Fall Out Boy would never exist? This week, Kendall and Ceres have received thrilling new research from Dr. Stuart Little of the Omegaverse Symposium of Slick Studies. As they dive into the potential for genetic determination of A/B/O biology, they also talk about alternate timelines that could have been, Gravity's Rainbow, and a BIPOC Reparations Fundraiser/Birthday Party/College Graduation that threatens to ruin Ceres' budding DJ Career.

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Works Cited and Further Reading:

Kevin's College Tips

Emo Never Dies: How Joe Biden helped kickstart the emo music genre by Kaitlyn Fehr

Determination of the Internal Reproductive Development of the Embryonic Omega Male by Dr. Stuart Little

In a daring move, Big Soy Naturals has decided to be topical. But only due to extreme emergency circumstances. Yes, you guessed it, the White South African Nonsense Alarm went off. And in a flash, Ceres called upon their cousin Sibu Masters to assist in doing reverse race science on the one and only human embodiment of 9Gag, Elon Musk. A man who has decided to not only commit the crime of being born white in the continent of Africa, but also many other crimes, older and recent. Can the combined familial powers of Ceres and Sibu take down the like of Apartheid Clyde? Will people start DM'ing Ceres again asking if Sibu is single? Tune in and find out!

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After months of being in women's business, demanding that the broads and the birds all read Intercourse, Kendall and Ceres have finally relented. Yes, because you are all gifted kids with imposter's syndrome and ADHD who read the entire animorphs series in 5th grade, and now can't read anymore, the team at Big Soy Naturals wants you to know they understand your plight. Your blessed they-devils have come up from below to give you a reader series on not just Intercourse, but on the ethos of Andrea Dworkin's body of work.

In this premier episode, Kendall and Ceres take Andrea Dworkin's phantom hand and help her beat the allegations given to her by.....certain groups of women who have swallowed the label of "radical feminist" whole, like a shit-eating ourobouros. They also expand on Andrea's theories about sexual politics, how it applies to modern sensibilities, and outline their goals for the series.

This series is going to cover a lot of things, including but not limited to: pussy hats, eyeliner sharp enough to kill a man, the hegemony of only fans, domestic abuse trials, femcels and incels, vloggers, pick up artistry, online kink comics, Nash Grier and more. Join Big Soy Naturals on their quest to open your third eye, hold your face to the ring light, and bring you onto the winning team.

In order to support podcast hosts and their emotional labor, this series will initially air exclusively on patreon. Then, in the coming months it will also be on the main feed. If you want exclusive early access, please subscribe! But if you're okay with waiting, that's very acceptable and you will not be cancelled.

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Works Cited and Further Reading:

Intercourse by Andrea Dworkin*

Woman Hating by Andrea Dworkin*

Andrea Dworkin was a Trans Ally by John Stoltenberg

Abortion Funds in Every State that are Not Planned Parenthood

*(psst, if you email us at [email protected] we might allegedly give you pdfs of these)

Well, pay pigs and prayer warriors, the time has come. After receiving real monetary compensation for their emotional labor, Kendall and Ceres are finally detangling the mess of knots that is the Omegaverse. But they won't be doing it alone! Special guests Austin, Chandran and Greg of primatology podcast Gorilla Radio Show will be hopping on the Slick 'N Slide and riding it all the way down the...rabbit? Wolf? Hole? these puns keep getting worse and they don't stop here. As this symposium of friends comes together, they all confirm their worst fear: that Supernatural truly is the root of all evil.

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Works Cited and Further Reading:

Which Omegaverse Rank Are You? uquiz

Original LiveJournal Prompt

I Aint No Lady but You'd Be the Tramp by tehdirtiestsock

Pon Farr wiki page

Omegaverse Explanation and Guide by A/B/O Dynamics

Omegaverse Fanfiction as a Critical Tool by Milena Popova

Alpha/Beta/Omega: Racialized Narratives and Fandom’s Investmentin Whiteness by Angie Fazekas (pg 95)

Misha Collins Ass Leaking Tweet

The Epic Highs and Lows of Bisexual Misha Weekend by Librariancastiel

Knot Theory

Hey everyone, Kendall has come down with a non-COVID virus and to maintain the illusion that we have a schedule, we're releasing an old patreon episode of SHOW HOLE from Valentines Day. We will be back in full next week with the start of our Dworkin Reader series on Patreon, and possibly an episode on the main feed about Lil Miquela. So be on the look out for that, pay pigs and prayer warriors!

Welcome, Pay Piggies, to part two of our love advice Valentine's Day Special! We talk fleshlights, farmers market oranges, quests, and more!

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Works Cited and Further Reading:

Elegy for Iris by John Bayley Epic of Gilgamesh

My Wife's Enemies are Now My Enemies Too by Josh Gondelman

Waiting for God by Simone Weil

Story of the Eye by George Bataille

A Lover's Discourse by Roland Barthes

All About Love by Bell Hooks

After being unjustly shadow banned on Instagram for spreading misinformation and telling lies for fun, Kendall and Ceres take on the Fact Checking Industrial Complex: an industry not birthed, but raised through the Trump Era. What does it mean to fact check? What is an objective truth? Can you really combat internet trolling with truth? Was Pepe the Frog unjustly cancelled? Using the patented techniques from the brilliant minds of the Washington Post and Politico, these are the hard hitting questions answered this week's episode of Big Soy Naturals.

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Works Cited and Further Reading:

Instagram FAQ on False Information

International Fact Checking Network Website

Politifact Website

Picture of the employees at Politifact lol

Politfact’s “Our Process” Page

Politifact Biden Promise Tracker

New Details Revealed on Visas Given to Victims of Human Trafficking by Glen Kessler

President Trump’s Fantastical Human Trafficking Claims by Glen Kessler

How Pepe the Frog Became a Nazi Trump Supporter and an Alt-Right Hate Symbol by Olivia Nuzzi

Snopes Webby Awards

The Co-founder of Snopes Wrote Dozens of Plagiarized Articles by Dean Sterling Jones

Facebook Fact-Checking In Dissary as Journalists Push to Cut Ties by Sam Levin

Snopes Statement on Cutting Ties with Facebook Partnership

Russian Bot Tumblr Names

Kendall and Ceres are back from meeting for the first time in person and have come bearing the gift of content for their pay piglets and prayer warriors. They talk about Kendall's wedding to their lovely spouse, the mysterious Jericho Caine, as well as their first IRL meeting and the concept of online friendships: are they real? are they fake? Find out this week on The Parasocial Power Hour!

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We have been losing the fight against the Ghost of Steve Jobs and Big Internet for a long time...but it doesn't have to be this way. The founders of Yesterweb, Sadness and Auzzie, join us to about the small internet, saying no to web3, and how we can get back to a community based online.

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Works Cited and Further Reading:

Sadness

Auzzie

Yesterweb

Say No to Web3

Build your own website!

The Line Goes Up: The Problem with NFTs

Cryptocurrency Boom Causes Worldwide GPU Shortage

Internet Research Ethics

The Internet is an SEO Landfill

How SEO is Gentrifying the Web by Nick Slater

Google Search is Dying

The California Ideology

Context Collapse and Context Restoration by Nicholas Carr

Pseudonyms Cause People to be more Civil Online

From My to Me by Olia Lialina

EARN IT Act Violates the Constitution

404 Page Not Found by Kate Wagner

Cameron’s World

Good evening pay pigs and prayer warriors and welcome to this Black History Month/March Madness. Kendall has been punished for being white (deserved) and was kicked off the podcast this week (although they still edited the pod, as penance). Ceres is joined this week by the top tier members of the biracial community: Sam Taub, Ashlyn Thomas, Munya Chiro, and Sibu Master to host the Biracial Hunger games! Who will win title of Corniest Biracial Royalty? Shaun King or Obama? Pete Wentz or Halsey? Logic or J Cole? Kamala Harris or The Rock?

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Ending song "Sylo" by Lukile!

Works Cited and Further Reading:

Was Obama a Pick-Up Artist in College?

DeRay Mckesson calls Shaun King "A Bully"

In Conversation: Quincy Jones

Quincy Jones Admits His Daughters Staged an Intervention

Sorry, Malcolm Gladwell: NYC’s Drop in Crime Not Due to Broken Window Theory

Broken Windows Study Disproven

Malcom Gladwell's "Talking to Strangers" Doesn't Say Much

Bob Marley's father 'neurotic and incontinent'

Trevor Noah's Black Miner Joke

Trevor tried to reclaim the K Slur

Meghan Markle on Deal or No Deal

Halsey Singing at the Mall

Where Hands Touch Trailer

Cory Booker Coffee Tweets

More works cited here!

You may think your boomer parents are the only ones getting their brains rotted by Zuckerberg's Juggernaut of Webbed Sites; but in fact the skinny jean wearing, side-parted millenials amongst you are not immune to propaganda. This week, Kendall, Ceres, and special, non-binary Ukrainian writer guest, Riley dive deep into the world of Instagram Infographics aka glorified PowerPoint representations and how they are being used to promote propaganda right now during the Ukraine V. Russia conflict.

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Works Cited and Further Reading:

imgur link to all the brain-wormed IG infographics we used in the episode

Riley's article on Nymphowars

The Defeat of One’s Own Government in the Imperialist War by Vladimir Lenin

Manufacturing Consent: The Political Economy of the Mass Media by Edward s Herman and Noam Chomsky

Ideology and Ideological State Apparatuses by Louis Althusser

Mechanical Freak's Ukraine for Dummies (if you really want an explainer lol)