Toucher & Hardy

• Bowel history replay (00:00)
• Joe Murray & Dan Lifshatz are the Bankroll Boyz. The guys join Toucher & Rich for their weekly segment and talk Deshaun Watson, (10:11)
• Apparently, Wallach Christmas Ornaments are available to purchase online. Buffalo/Kansas City & Tampa Bay/Green Bay odds. (25:48)

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

• We stumbled out of the gate as the soundboard which controls every aspect of the station decided to stop working. (00:00)

WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT:

• Fred, Rich and Wallach share their takeaways from Biden's inauguration. Why is everybody making such a big deal over that poem? Was Sebastian Bach the hottest 80’s hair metal lead singer? (18:06)
• Joel Embiid dominates as the 76ers win first of two against the Boston Celtics. With the high amount of fouls, is it the referees or a discipline problem with Boston? (28:12)

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

• Billy Jaffe  joins Toucher & RIch to talk Bruins hockey and their slow start so far this season, matt gryzleck’s injury and much more.  (00:00)
• Trump has finished his speech and now is flying  to Florida on Air Force One for the very last time. The guys also circle back to the Marketplace on Facebook, discount bread stores and more. (16:49)

THE STACK (28:16):

• Who will win next year’s Super Bowl? The betting odds are in. Where do the Patriots land on the list?
• “Hot Take Police” is called on Colin Cowherd’s Patrick Mahomes take from the other day.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

• President Trump will be boarding Marine 1 and leaving the White House for the very last time. (00:00)
• Mike Gorman is the voice of the Boston Celtics on NBC Sports Boston. Mike joins Toucher & Rich to talk helicopters, COVID vaccine, hot air balloons, self-inflicting panic attacks and tonight’s Celtics game. (12:47)
• BREAKING NEWS: Philip Rivers has announced his retirement from the NFL. A man shares his history of his... bowels. (31:48)

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

• It’s Inauguration Day and networks are looking back at the Trump presidency. The guys think the best moment was President Trump served fast food to Clemson Players at the White House. A Philadelphia radio personality wants Curt Schilling removed from the Phillies Wall of Fame. (00:00)
• GOOD NEWS: Buffs is closed only for a few days! Kyrie Irving finally spoke to the media yesterday after being absent from the team - it was really weird. A caller asks why Kyrie chooses to not use the media to spread his message.  (20:06)
• The Facebook “Marketplace” is a very odd place to explore. Some items include a used can of hairspray, Smurf shot glasses and “butt paste”. (33:33)

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

• Fred got a box from FLAVOR TOWN! But who sent it? Breaking News overnight: Tiger King wasn't pardoned by President Trump. (00:00)

WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT:

• We discover who sent the trash can nachos from Flavor Town. The rivalry between Brady & Belichick is real, according to Bill’s girlfriend instagram. Bon Jovi is performing at the inauguration today. Will that cause a rift between Belichick and Jovi since Belichick is pals with Trump? (15:18)
• Update on Josh McDaniels possibly landing the Eagles head coaching job. (29:52)

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

• Will Brinson covers the NFL for CBSSports.com. Will joins T&R for his weekly segment with the guys and talks Josh McDaniels possibly going to the Eagles, Carson Wentz, The dumpster fire that’s known as the Houston Texans, past controversies surrounding Eric Bieniemy and more. (00:00)
• Seems like Houston Texan owner Cal McNair isn’t the brightest bulb. (19:25)

THE STACK (31:08):

• Rapper A Boogie Wit da Hoodie sued for allegedly clogging toilets at NJ mansion.
• Heuy Lewis/Metallica mashup.
• Critic Choice Awards.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

IN THIS HOUR: Fred & Wallach are broadcasting from the Town Fair Tires Studios in Dorchester. Rich is broadcasting remotely.

• New York Mets general manager Jared Porter has been terminated after news broke that the now-former GM sent explicit photos, including a naked picture of his junk, to a foreign female reporter in 2016 after she had ignored dozens of messages from him for weeks. The guys share their takeaways from the news. (00:00)
• Ty Anderson covers the Boston Bruins for 985thesportshub.com. He joins Toucher & Rich to talk about the rocky start for the B’s, Grzelcyk’s Injury and more. (17:55)
• Rich partied with one of the guys from the Dukes of Hazzard. (31:00)

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

IN THIS HOUR: Fred & Wallach are broadcasting from the Town Fair Tires Studios in Dorchester. Rich is broadcasting remotely.

• Fred once went on a blind date which was featured in an article. Weird things that have  happened while sleeping over friend’s house as a kid. (00:00)
• The legal team of Joe Exotic says it believes President Trump will pardon him as early as TODAY. (17:36)

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

IN THIS HOUR: Fred & Wallach are broadcasting from the Town Fair Tires Studios in Dorchester. Rich is broadcasting remotely.

• Fred finished watching the Tiger Woods documentary and loved dropping the “L’ bomb to the ladies. Part two of the documentary focuses on the November 2009 car crash which opened the floodgates and exposed his affair allegations. (00:00)

WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT:

• The Boston Bruins have a scoring problem. The Bruins dropped their second game in a row yesterday evening by falling to the New York Islanders, 1-0. Matt Grzelcyk was injured after being hauled down by Jordan Eberle's grip on his shoulder. (20:05)
• Buzz continues to grow around Josh McDaniels becoming the head coach of the Philadelphia Eagles even though the job is not viewed as a very desirable job thanks in part to dealing with Carson Wentz. Bruce Arian throwing some shade towards the New England Patriots. (33:23)

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.