Dillon is back and we've got a lot to talk about. They guys went hard last weekend on the golf course and on the town. Dillon also addresses the charges from last week. After the break, we talk about the most recent episode of "The Bachelor." We even get into a heated discussion about real country music and halftime shows.

Conner Moore, host of the "Pleasure Monkey Podcast" joins Dave and Will, and the conversation is electric. No topic is off-limits, and we go deep on relationships, drugs, group dinners, personal fulfillment and more. Plus, Conner is in for a fresh round of Vice Headlines.

It's time to recap the weekend and we've got a doozy of a "Worst Weekends" story for you. Plus, in the second half of the podcast, we dive deep into Episode 4 of "The Bachelor." Parasailing, soaking, and drinking piss-- it's an episode not to be missed. "Bachelor" talk starts at 28:30. We'll have a very special guest Thursday, plus the return of Dillon.

We kick off the first half of today's episode by taking a voicemail about whether or not it's acceptable to hit on girls via LinkedIn, and then we follow up spending the second half of the episode (starting at 29:01)talking everything Episode 3 of "The Bachelor." We wrap up with This Weekend In Fun.

We're getting ahead of a cold forecast and recording early with a special Monday edition of the show. We answer a bunch of hotline calls and play a couple of rounds of FMK, but with other stuff.

Dave's got a fresh round of Vice Headlines, and we've truly reached peaked Vice. Plus, Jack Stone returns (sort-of) to announce his "Power Player of the Week" and "Bad Edit of the Week" awards. We also break down episode two of "The Bachelor" and decide if it's too late to say 'bye' to Arie. Let's get into it.

We've got a lot to talk about after a noteworthy weekend. We investigate a "Worst Weekend" story about a threesome started with a shared Juul. We also talk about some goings-on around the office including a vortex throw-off and some passive-aggressive parking notes.

We return Thursday with "Vice Headlines" and we will touch base on "The Bachelor."

You asked for it, and we delivered. Jack Stone is back. The Stone Man rips down the curtain and talks about the first episode of "The Bachelor." We hand out our "Power Player of the Week," and "First Impression" awards, plus Dave gives the first ever "Hopped Up out the Benz, Turned my Swag On," award.

We also talk about Jack's new business moves and preview The Weekend In Fun.

It's 2018, and we're back. Will calls in to join Dave and Dillon from New Orleans. We're talking New Year's festivities, New Orleans Cabeza Watch, and hedgehog cafes. New year, let's get this money.

Happy New Year's! As a gift to all the loyal Touchers, here's a best-of episode to ring in the new year. Enjoy and share with a friend. We'll be back with our regularly scheduled episodes this week.