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"Celebrating the works of Douglas Adams and the importance of towels. Ready for interstellar laughs? After the joke, you’ve got five seconds to beam up the right answer. Ready to launch into hilarity?

1st Joke: Why did the towel bring a calculator to space?

2nd Joke: What did the towel say to the spaceship?

3rd Joke: Why did Arthur Dent bring a book to the space party?

4th Joke: Why do towels hate jokes?

5th Joke: Why did the towel go to school?

Today's Riddle: Not a towel, but I'm also found by the sink, After washing up, in me, your hands link. What am I?

Thanks for navigating the stars with us. Don’t forget your towel and come back tomorrow for some swingin' laughs on World Lindy Hop Day!

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