Town of Coma

It's 32 degrees in Coma and your aunt is passed out beside the Christmas Tree.

This is Coma News Daily.

The complete internet news source portal for the Town of Coma.

This episode of Coma News Daily is brought to you by Kale flavored liquid ham. It’s the kale flavor that makes it so delicious.

This week we wrap up serious and find that none of the questions that needed to be answered got answered. We also prebreak the news of next year through one reporters peyote fueled fever dream. We find that Panera cork board can help you find someone and that soap made out of doves doesn't wash away a broken heart.

Happy Holidays. Love, Town of Coma

A soft, soggy blanket of sleet covers the ground. It’s 33 degrees, overcast, and nearly half of the town’s overhead Christmas lights are working. This is Coma News.

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It’s 78 degrees in Coma today but by tonight it will be 42 and as frisky as a first time politician. This is Coma New Daily.

The Complete internet podcast news source portal for the Town of Coma.

Marybell Davis is broadcasting once again from Bear's Biker Bar, where she's drinking a beer after a month-long diet of only liquid kale. We all know that kale tastes great when it’s a liquid and ALSO when it is the sponsor of Coma News Daily.

This week in Coma women are equal to everything as we don our pumpkin spice flavored bras and talk about Tinder relationships, sexy cinderblock costumes, and use sad face emojis.

This is Coma News Daily.

The complete internet news source portal for the Town of Coma.

This episode of Coma News Daily is brought to you by Kale flavored liquid ham. It’s the kale flavor that makes it so delicious.

This week we can't get serious because Johnny is out "in the field" trying to find some scary clowns.

As always you can hear the podcast by clicking play at the bottom of this blog post!

It's time for the Coma Olympics where synchronized lawn mowing and competitive beer gutting sets the stage for some real competition. We'd like to thank our newest sponsor The Coma Landmine Tours and Museum. Take a Landmine tour today. It'll blow you away.

This is Coma News Daily.

The complete internet news source portal for the Town of Coma.

This episode of Coma News Daily is brought to you by Kale flavored liquid ham. It’s the kale flavor that makes it so delicious.

This week we just keep 'Getting Serious' and broadcast from the Coma Grain Elevator and Convention Center which is just like Rio but with less hotwax.

If it’s July in Coma that must mean it’s 90 degrees –even underwater with your eyes burning from chlorine, at that the Coma municipal pool. And that pool deck is hot enough to fry some toe nuggets on.

This is Coma News Daily.

The complete internet news source portal for the Town of Coma.

This episode of Coma News Daily is brought to you by Kale flavored liquid ham. It’s the kale flavor that makes it so delicious.

This week we just keep 'Getting Serious' and broadcast from a horse barn rather than a bar.

It's 80 degrees in Coma and that means it's time to start complaining about the heat. It's also Whitney Houston haiku night at Bear's Biker Bar and hopefully we'll all finally learn how someone can love us. This is Coma News Daily.

The official internet podcast portal for the Town of Coma. For the first time, this podcast is brought to you by our friends at Kale Flavored ham

This week we just keep 'Getting Serious' and broadcast from a horse barn rather than a bar.

As always you can hear the podcast by clicking play at the bottom of this blog post!

Hosted this week by Jonny Reynolds, who is a real reporter, and Coma's very own underemployed Private Dick (gross), Marybell Davis, who does not write news but is attractive enough to read it. With news from T.S. John who can no longer prebreak news since he gave up his peyote habit and Stan Bargmeyer explains how to mail some cherries.

It’s finally 70 degrees in Coma which means it’s time for people in town to feel like models but look really bad in bathing suits. This is Coma News Daily.

The official internet podcast portal for the Town of Coma. This podcast is brought to you by our friends at Kale Flavored ham which is not healthy but you can pretend it is because it tastes like kale.

This week we decided to keep 'Getting Serious' in a barn and we tell some tales about a Bigfoot who knows how to explain multi-level marketing with his halted screams. We also get sports updates on a new baseball team in town the DivorceHers.

It’s 58 degrees in Coma and that means icy morning feet are being replaced with exploding noses as spring fever descends on our town. This is Coma News Daily.

The official internet podcast portal for the Town of Coma. This podcast is brought to you by our friends at Kale Flavored ham which is not healthy but you can pretend it is because it tastes like kale.

This week we decided to keep 'Getting Serious' and broadcast from a horse barn rather than a bar.

It’s 42 degrees in Coma but tomorrow it might be -26 below. The Groundhog says that spring is coming and that means plagues and bunnies that lay eggs. This is Coma News Daily.

The official internet podcast portal for the Town of Coma. For the first time, this podcast is brought to you by our friends at Kale Flavored ham

This week we decided to 'Get Serious' and broadcast from a horse barn rather than a bar.

As always you can hear the podcast by clicking play at the bottom of this blog post!

Hosted this week by Jonny Reynolds, who is a real reporter, and Coma's very own underemployed Private Dick (gross), Marybell Davis, who does not write news but is attractive enough to read it. With the introduction of Coma Town Councilperson Natalie Peters and news from T.S. John who can no longer prebreak news since he gave up his peyote habit.