Ep.12 - Target eliminates entire monkey labor workforce, no more cyber sex with Keanu Reeves, and bargain basement buyer uses cheat codes to take down the stock market casino bosses.
Ep.11 - Prominent pillow designer kicked out of Bed, Bath, and Beyond for trying to smother America in their sleep, the internet is smitten with mittens, and somebody get the Lone Ranger a McRib, a.s.a.p.!
Ep.9 - Sperm banks are struggling to replenish the most abundant element in the world... sperm. Stimulus checks went to the wrong accounts, guess we'll all just continue starving then. The Red Hats invaded the U.S. Capitol like they were giving out free licks of Donald's butthole inside.
Ep.8 - Christrodaumus predictions for 2021... If there is a 2021. The Bill Gates Billionaire Book Club. Top Ten Essential Workers of the Year that were essential to ME!
Ep.7 - The final message from the Zodiac killer has been decoded just in time to put it on his tombstone, Chinese Aviation Administration declares all flight attendants must wear Biden swag, and will Santa put a surprise in our vaccine needles this Christmas? I'm placing my "chips" on yes.
Ep.6 - Mysterious monolith appears in Utah desert, looks around, sees it's shadow and bails. Six more decades of lameness. The McRib is home for Christmas, but do any of us know the true meaning of the McRib? And free period blood plugs in Scotland!
58 min
About Toxic Mass Identity
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Mass media and public officials bombard us everyday with terrifying images and sounds rendering us paralyzed with uncertainty. It can be a lot to digest. So don't. Let me do it for you. Pop on this…
podcast and listen to my partially digested thoughts on the noteworthy events of the week. Listen religiously as I baby bird it all back to you. Spitting nothing but the nutrient dense portions into your hungry ear holes. I promise you will walk away satiated and strengthened by the new herd mentality reality provided on this show as together we work toward achieving our goal... One singular Toxic Mass Identity!