Ep.15 - No longer an "Army of Bun", Indian man stabbed in cock by his own cock, and Lady Gaga's dog walker interviewed

Snowflakes have invaded Texas, Kanye wants his Robert Kardashian hologram back, and Bill Gates wants to wipe out free thinking AND free eating?!

The biggest star of 2020 is re-inventing themself, a make-over for the NFL Championship game, and winter wellness check time for white people

Ep.12 - Target eliminates entire monkey labor workforce, no more cyber sex with Keanu Reeves, and bargain basement buyer uses cheat codes to take down the stock market casino bosses.

Ep.11 - Prominent pillow designer kicked out of Bed, Bath, and Beyond for trying to smother America in their sleep, the internet is smitten with mittens, and somebody get the Lone Ranger a McRib, a.s.a.p.!

Ep.10 - A moviestar maskhole menaces pharmacy shoppers in L.A., a cat on a hot tin Tesla, and Capital coup crap.

Ep.9 - Sperm banks are struggling to replenish the most abundant element in the world... sperm. Stimulus checks went to the wrong accounts, guess we'll all just continue starving then. The Red Hats invaded the U.S. Capitol like they were giving out free licks of Donald's butthole inside.

Ep.8 - Christrodaumus predictions for 2021... If there is a 2021. The Bill Gates Billionaire Book Club. Top Ten Essential Workers of the Year that were essential to ME!

Ep.7 - The final message from the Zodiac killer has been decoded just in time to put it on his tombstone, Chinese Aviation Administration declares all flight attendants must wear Biden swag, and will Santa put a surprise in our vaccine needles this Christmas? I'm placing my "chips" on yes.

Ep.6 - Mysterious monolith appears in Utah desert, looks around, sees it's shadow and bails. Six more decades of lameness. The McRib is home for Christmas, but do any of us know the true meaning of the McRib? And free period blood plugs in Scotland!