New cocktail, who dis’? The ladies raise their cocktail “The Money Shot” as Shawn explains to Vicki how pineapple juice can be beneficial for men. Zoey finally takes a look at the mysterious card Luke slipped into her apron. Curious, Zoey drives to the address on it, which turns out to be an old castle in the wealthy town of Del Mar. The ladies wonder, is it Luke’s house or a house of terror? After coming home from the castle, she rests in Aiden’s arms, but is soon overtaken by a feverish sex dream, where she and Luke are on a yacht and all hands are on deck… and everyplace else. Bottoms Up, Trailer Tribe!

Cocktail:

The Money Shot || Gin, OJ, Whipped Cream, all in a shot glass

Aiden returns home and Zoey commits to saving her marriage. She performs a rare sexual treat to prove it. Luke shows up at the bakery the next day while Aiden is there. This affair is now getting dangerous as Luke relishes in Zoey’s fear of her two world’s colliding. Luke slips a mysterious card into Zoey’s apron before he leaves. This diary is getting REAL juicy so the ladies make sure to finish their “Dong Island Iced Tea” by swallowing every last drop. Bottoms Up, Trailer Tribe! 

Cocktail:

Dong Island Iced Tea || Vodka, Tequila, Rum, Sweet n Sour, drink with a dong straw

The morning starts off with a "bang" with the ladies newest cockatail creation "The Licker License". Esteban’s new dirty talking parrot nails Shawn’s version of “You Oughta Know”. The ladies think Zoey is cray cray for even thinking of confessing to Aiden. Luke appears at the bakery just as Zoey is pleasuring herself fantasizing about him. They go to the back room and the bakery heats up with hot wild sex. Shawn and Vicki wonder what it was like for the random customer to come in for a baguette and get a porn show. Bottoms Up, Trailer Tribe! 

Cocktail:

Licker License || Malibu Rum, Pineabbple Juice, Whipped Cream, Sugar Lips garnish, poured in a red solo cup

Let the day drinking begin with the “Big Dick Energy” cocktail! A Ukrainian family arrives at Vicki’s trailer and the diary is heating up! Zoey goes to the movies and as if we didn’t see it coming, Luke suddenly appears. He gets busy “under” Zoey’s brand-new dress. Shawn kills it with her version of Alanis Morrisette singing. Vicki has a PTSD moment remembering husband number one constantly dragging her into to a dirty porn theater. Zoey tells Luke this is the last time she will see him, but the ladies don’t buy it. Zoey is playing with fire and even worse, her Grandma may have been witness to it! Bottoms Up, Trailer Tribe! 

Cocktail:

Big Dick Energy || Penis Ice, Pickle Juice, Tito's Vodka, slice of lemon, garnish with a whole Kosher Pickle

It’s wine o’ clock at the Trailer Park and the ladies are gulping down shots of fine Chardonnay bought at a 75% discount. Aiden has gone back East to assist in his family’s business litigation and when the husbands away…Zoey's gonna play! Zoey is overwhelmed with a surge in business after a local food critic gives their shop a great review. She watches Desperate Housewives at night and living like one during the day. At the beach, she runs into hot Irish Luke and decides to follow him under the pier. His touch further ignites her obsession for him. Shawn and Vicki wonder if what they are doing under the pier is legal. Shawn explains “fake purse business” and Vicki disagrees with Shawn’s prediction that Zoey will poison Aiden with onions. Bottoms Up, Trailer Tribe! 

Cocktail: Fifty Shades of Chardonnay [wine]

Celebrating their favorite type of Irish man, the ladies enjoy their new cocktail concoction "The Black Irish Mule". Still lusting for Luke, Zoey recalls meeting her dashing husband in college. From the day Aiden bid on her cake at the Sorority bake-off to the time they first made love on a romantic beach, they have always loved each other deeply. Shawn is adamant that she will get her hair wet—FOR NO ONE! Aiden’s pet name for Zoey is revealed to be, My Always. The ladies are relieved the diary was not named after the winged sanitary pad as they previously thought. Bottoms Up, Trailer Tribe! 

Cocktail:

Black Irish Mule || Irish Whiskey, Ginger Beer, Sweet n Sour, whipped cream, and a green sour patch ribbon

The ladies slurp down Shawn’s cocktail creation, “The Deadbeat Dad” (named for Zoey’s absent Father), and agree that cheap beer and Jägermeister, are simply divine together! Zoey wonders if the pressure of opening the bakery and the desire for Aiden’s family for her to have a baby is causing her to contemplate a dangerous affair with the irresistible Irish stranger, Luke. She vows to resist him yet knows she will try and see him again. Shawn admits to her fear of red headed men and Vicki recalls the only time she sexted with Lou; he fell asleep. Bottoms Up, Trailer Tribe! 

Cocktail:
Deadbeat Dad || PBR + Jaeger 

Follow hosts Vicki and Shawn on social media!

Vicki Barbolak: 
https://www.instagram.com/vickibarbolak/?hl=en 
https://www.facebook.com/VickiBarbolakComedy 
https://twitter.com/VickiBarbolak 

Shawn Pelofsky: 
https://www.instagram.com/shawnpelofsky/?hl=en 
https://twitter.com/shawnpelofsky/

Welcome back Trailer Tribe! Bottoms Up! Season 2 is off to a flaming hot Cheeto start with “The Trailer Trasharita” as the ladies tear into a new diary, My Always. The writer is Zoey, a young newlywed, who is shocked to find herself contemplating cheating on her very perfect husband. Zoey’s tragic childhood trauma is revealed. Vicki thanks Murray the Plumber for awakening her dormant sexual desires. A question arises, was Vicki, who was still married but had moved into her garage, cheating when she first got with her now husband, Lou? Shawn is still confused how anyone can have sexual desires for anyone named Murray. 

Cocktail: Trailer Trash-arita || Vodka, Mountain Dew, Crushed Cheeto rim + a Cheeto at the bottom

Follow hosts Vicki and Shawn on social media!

Vicki Barbolak: 
https://www.instagram.com/vickibarbolak/?hl=en 
https://www.facebook.com/VickiBarbolakComedy 
https://twitter.com/VickiBarbolak 

Shawn Pelofsky: 
https://www.instagram.com/shawnpelofsky/?hl=en 
https://twitter.com/shawnpelofsky/

This season Vicki and Shawn are back and the diary titled, "My Always," is steamy. Tune in weekly to hear all the juicy details!

Hey trailer tribe! Season 2 of Trailer Park Diaries is coming soon, and things are only getting saucier. In this next season, Shawn and Vicki crack into the latest diary, a pulpy romance diary entitled: "My Always"

Who wrote it? What sordid secrets lie within? Why haven't you told your friends about the best trailer/diary-based podcast of all time? 

There's only one way to get the answers to (most of) those questions: next season on Trailer Park Diaries!