Trans-Real News

We get a behind-the-scenes look at TRN. Yaron and Walter return. Tul’Ophala is nearly destroyed. The Archons have abandoned the authorities. And an interview goes horribly wrong… Three Minutes Before Showtime… (0’00”) A glimpse at Trans-Real News behind the scenes. News Brief (3’39”) Timespace Forecast (5’00”) Our Sponsor (5’56”) Donna’s Used Cybernetics specializes in bringing […]

In which we get to know our news crew a little better. An Interview with Toby (0’36”) Why don’t you start by giving us your name and tell us what you do here? I’m Toby Damt. I’m the anchorman. And behind the scenes I’m also the executive producer. How did you find out about reality […]

Strange cacti spread across Australia, GenX resists existential dread, game devs flee spies, Incan fashion is in, hackers threaten the Doomsayers again, & Klie tells you about non-euclidean luge. News Brief (22″) Forecast (2’34”) Our Sponsor (3’39”) A sneak preview of the upcoming album from Sabaku No-Ken Otome: Clash! from Retrograde Records. A Statement from […]

The lower planes are closed off, the slime is disappearing, and the Head Mafia surrenders. Torg notes an uptick in conquistadors and time confusion. The horde is on the move. Yaron interviews the Freelance Police, but something happens. Necromantic cults are advised to expect a hail of gunfire. News Brief (0’22”) Timespace Forecast (2’11”) Our […]

In which Yaron breaks Tu’Ophala’s dirty secrets, New Normal is finally established, and Klie tells you about new exploration opportunities. News Brief Timespace Forecast (1’52”) This Week’s Sponsor (3’02”) Donna’s Bionics Removal offers you cloned replaces for that unwanted chrome. Exclusive Report With Yaron Ioron (4’24”) We have it on good authority that Tul’Ophala, the […]

In which the board replaces Walter, Televisitc Slime=based plastics meet with controversy, Barbarians settle the Western Front, the New Normal is established, The Authorities rebuke TRN, and Klie talks rock & rockets. News Brief Timespace Forecast Our Sponsor Tune into the Reverz network to check out Mindbender, the show where Cartesian metaphysics meets sadism. A […]

The West Coast picks up the pieces, Desperately seeking Walter, settling into a new reality, a sexy case for sentry robots, and how to deal with a reality emergency. News Brief Timespace Forecast (2’04”) This Week’s Sponsor (3’07”) Bob and Ashley tell all about Apocalypse Inc.’s Guard Dog portable sentry turret. Statement from the Authorities […]

In which America and Canada are battered by a reality superstorm, and Walter gets carried away. News Brief (0’12”) Special Report with Walter Haversquirrel (1’47”) I hear you, Toby! I am on the scene where a storm that has now reached an unprecedented 4.8 cuil has just turned much of Aptos into a carboniferous swamp […]

The conflict in Ularu is finally over, and Retrograde Dynamics’ super-girls are going on tour as a pop band. Reality storms build toward a superstorm; weirdness reaches a new peak. A message from some talking lobsters. The news staff struggles with stories. News Brief Timespace Forecast (1’43”) The storm is spreading globally. 3‽ storm over […]

News Brief Timespace Forecast (1’15”) Increased reality storms or even superstorms coming in. The best material for an irreality readiness kit: Our Sponsor (2’55”) Tul O’Phala has the magic that works! Reasonable resurrection services for you or your loved ones. Advisories (3’40”) Captured Conversation on a Hot Mic (5’00”) [Yaron] Klie, glad to see you […]