Transparency

Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukkah! Kwanzaa Blessings! This week, we’re spreading some holiday cheer before entering the new year. ‘Tis the season for wishing that camp lice treatments didn’t leave some of us considering hair plugs, Instagram vitamins and mottaism as solutions for getting our silky locks back. Get ready to deck the halls of your Lego strip clubs and do something to a plush horse that’s guaranteed to get you put on the naughty list in Transparency’s final episode of season one!

We've tackled puberty before on this podcast, but this episode we return to a period of our lives that many of us desperately wish we could stay in: childhood. We may have just barely escaped our teens, with a member who still literally is one, but that doesn't stop us from reminiscing about the good ol' days; when kids' media and culture was funny, poignant and generation-defining.

The Transparency team gets serious this week to discuss a very important topic: self-care. However, don’t worry, we made sure to break it up with an equally-significant discussion on bowel movements. So take care of yourself, and listen to this episode.

Planning a trip to Los Angeles soon? Well, you’re in luck because your five favorite SoCal experts are sitting down to provide you with your all-encompassing guide to the City of Angels. We’re giving you the inside scoop on how to get free food from Shonda Rhimes, bloody hands from Alex Trebek, and so much more…

Despite us being one clown down with Dolly being absent from this week's episode, we still manage to get into the Thanksgiving spirit with calls to some of our closest family members. To get there though, we wade through a myriad of things we're thankful for, from the underrated music the iconic Phillip Phillips, to the *correct* pronunciation of Las Vegas—are you saying it right?

Did you hate middle school? Was puberty, with all its body hair and bodily fluids, a time of your life you never want to think about again? Well tough luck, because we're dredging up all those repressed memories and coming clean about the messiness of growing up.

We might not have been able to get the gang together this week, but that’s not stopping us from providing you with this “bonas” episode of never-before-heard bloopers. It’s probably hard to imagine that certain side conversations are cut from our already tangent-driven show, but lo and behold, here we are.

Whether it's partaking in an Ironman Triathlon or an online anime workout routine, you really can find fitness in nearly any activity. So, sit down, grab a vegan cheese quesadilla, and enjoy this week's episode as we explain the importance of living a healthy lifestyle... advice coming from the five healthiest people on this planet.

In our spookiest episode to date, we discuss all the activities we've done over the past few weeks to get us into the Halloween spirit. Some of them are rooted in fantasy, like spending the evening at a frightening amusement park, and some, like getting alerts from a crime-reporting app that someone is hurling rocks 300 feet away from you, prove that reality can at times be the scariest of all.

In our inaugural episode—super-sized, for your listening pleasure—we attempt to plan out our ideal Bachelor(ette) hometown dates. We get a little sidetracked, as usual, but listen in to see if you think our date ideas (along with our wit and charm, of course) would snag us the final rose.