Chock full of beefcake himbo action setpieces, PM Entertainment's RAGE is one for the ages. Skyscrapers, choppers, glass breaking, Folger's commercials. What more could you ask for?

3.0/5 BAGS OF TRASH

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Uncle Jesse stars opposite KISS rocker Gene F’kin Simmons in this “Young Bond” riff from 1986. Simmons chews (licks?) up every scene with his massive tongue turning what would be maybe a pretty okay enough teen action 80s piece of trash into something magical…excluding the weird intersexphobia.

4.3125/5 BAGS OF TRASH

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https://therokuchannel.roku.com/details/903c38d594ab5ec794cd92f0a07d9906/never-too-young-to-die

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A real-life Marine/double amputee/martial artist stars in two thirds of this movie as the titular character, Tampa’s leading drug cartel’s most middle manager. Full of blazers, bellbottoms and 1970s ‘staches. That should be enough to entice you, right?

3.5/5 BAGS OF TRASH

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You can’t! You’ll have to find a bootleg somewhere :(

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Filipino action star WENG WENG slaps and slides his way through the crime syndicate of Mr. Giant, meeting several horny women who maybe have sex with him along the way?  This is a certain type of trash for the whole family. Your kids will certainly love seeing a 2 ft 9 in man fall from a building with the aid of an umbrella parachute, or gleefully murder hundreds of men while giggling as their corpses fall down water slides.

2.625/5 BAGS OF TRASH

WATCH THE FILM: https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/amzn1.dv.gti.02bbebc6-9aa9-4946-9fc4-73f63b311e2d?autoplay=0&ref_=atv_cf_strg_wb4

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We are all Snakey. Adam, Joey and JD deeply identify with a man who has lost everything to a gold-digging succubus. And by “lost everything,” we mean his Wednesday night ritual of getting blasted, listening to John Philip Sousa records, and watching his snake, Lucifer, perform cunnilingus on the local schoolteacher.

A nearly perfect trash film for the ages.

4.33/5 BAGS OF TRASH

WATCH THE FILM: https://www.shudder.com/movies/watch/fangs/26a5c11f96b89934

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This week we got Ho’d and accidentally watched another Godfrey Ho film. You know…the guy who makes one movie out of several movies and did that like a 100 times and occasionally made money? Yeah... He rules in the worst way imaginable. Bouncing vampires with a paper allergy,, antenna’d cyborgs sinking to hell on a beach, and a near topless witch with a magical roll of toilet paper and a mild interest in beastiality. This movie has it all…so much so that you think it might be 2 movies in one.

Hint: IT IS.

2.5/5 BAGS OF TRASH

WATCH THE FILM: https://www.amazon.com/Robo-Vampire-Robin-Mackay/dp/B07R6Z8RBN

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What happens when Roger Corman produces a Fantastic Four movie decades before the MCU? A Grimm look into what superhero films used to be. LIVE from Comicpalooza 2022 at the George R Brown Convention Center, we're sure to talk up a Storm about this one. If anyone in attendance carries a Torch for this movie, we'll be shocked. And hey, maybe we Reed a few e-mails! (Okay, that last one was a stretch).

3.5/5 BAGS OF TRASH

WATCH THE FILM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN0FoR_FlZg

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We shake up our string of Marvel adjacent garbage to do a little detective work in the world of D.C. rip-offs, only to uncover this fairly enjoyable mid-90s girl-Batman take from Roger Corman. Produced for Showtime’s horny teen (er, full grown men) market, we get a pretty easily digestible, sexy, funny, silly, fetishy, Power Ranger-esque film that includes several naked women, blown holes in baddies, and some BAD ASS BOOTS.

3.25/5 BAGS OF TRASH

WATCH THE FILM: https://archive.org/details/black-scorpion-1995-action-crime-sci-fi.-darcy-is-a-cop-who-is-also-a-supe

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Pull over, I’m gonna hurl. Houston’s own John Wessling joins the pod as we try to puzzle out how this thing got greenlit. Matt Salinger’s portrayal of Steve Rogers leaves much to be desired and this one commits the cardinal sin of being one of the most boring movies we’ve ever watched. Basically the polar opposite of last week’s AMAZING BULK. Can’t believe Stan Lee and Jack Kirby put their names on this one…

1.5/5 BAGS OF TRASH

WATCH THE FILM: Find it on Blu-Ray or something!

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A so-called “parody” of the HULK films, or was it the Spider-Man films? No one is really sure, but what they are sure of is that they needed a green screen and every available digital 3D model available on the internet in 2009. Astronomical (literally as this involves a plot to destroy the moon) levels of insanity. A deeply unnerving use of Kubrick as subtext while ignoring Kubirckian style subtext, which may in and of itself become the subtext. And of course... hardcore satellite sex.  It’s really something special to kick off our COMIcrap month in the lead up to our LIVE SHOW at Comicpalooza in a few weeks.

4.4/5 BAGS OF TRASH

WATCH THE FILM: https://tubitv.com/movies/526831/the-amazing-bulk?start=true&utm_source=google-feed&tracking=google-feed

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