Trash Party Aftermath

Chris starts rubbing things for good luck.

Chris recounts his Biggest Splash Contest glory and brags about the action his busted couch got fifteen years ago. Then: self medication & headlocks from great aunts.

Justin gets a Switch and won't share his friend code. RPGs and OCD. Wyatt nurses a sunburn. Also: quarantine diets and a dark story about oatmeal from the mid-2000s.

We try to give grades to our favorite chain restaurants in a loose ranking system. Who will win? Probably not Fazoli's.

Wyatt's beard, photo booths, wind pants, Pure Moods, and women's wrestling.

We do a quarantine Skype-in from our respective, socially distant bunkers. Breakfast Club, early 2000s skateboard comedies, and processed cheese.

We talk rage, Wonka, and dads in a whirlwind of emotions. Also: the Bloodhound Gang, inter-dimensional rifts, and rave gear. Wyatt drops a 3AM bombshell.

Lovelife advice for Wyatt, Saturday morning cartoon rituals, and social awkwardness. We make a case for the quiet midwest while doing bad Brian Posehn impressions. Also: explosives, anime cons, and Beakman's World.

Small town conspiracy talk leads us to motorcycle sideshows. Then: cool tattoo shop intimidation, Grimes, and future concert prospects. Bonus: a shiny new segment.