Dee gets an amazing gift! We read emails (poop). Do you know where the word Beaver comes from? Audio issues. Thomas Kapels calls to give a flood update and war casualties. Yes we discuss our fellow podcasters. Ginger Dead Man Midget Porn Cat Brown Eyes and Salsa Balls. Do you know why you should never run with Cheese? Listen to find out. 

Chase and Lane get drunk on St Paddys Day! Cliche Right? We disturb our friend Paige before work! Chase goes deep and tells his run in with the mob in Texas. Floods and all the river wild movies you can think of.

Chase and Lane have in depth discussions with Naked Jeff and Bongo Dan. Instrumental Tibetan Bowl. Answering emails and Chase has a whole list of topics. 

Chase has his first ever random dumb idea. Lane went to the Women's March. We read some news and talk trash. Chase mentions two different blowjobs he's had. DRONES. and epic discussion about Omaha being better than Lincoln and Council Bluffs

Chase drank a lot of tequila and Lane has some birthday whiskey. First caller ever! Our number one fan James Derrick Schott complains about HVAC, weather on tarmac, dog poop, and more! A quick check in with Island Joe. Chase's lady has plant questions that worry Lane. Tequila and Whiskey took this episode over. 

Why are you reading this? You should be listening. Did you hear Chase smell his own fart?

Chase is a drunken fool. Lane has headphone issues. Snows continue to hit Omaha. Anthony is at a diaper keg party. With a special shout out to Wolf Hill, TN. We interrupt Trent's dinner. Angry Dad makes an appearance to complain about wrestling. And wtf is with Omaha drivers?!

WTF are these two idiots talking about? Ever wonder what Chase and Lane are thinking about? Well know you no longer have to stalk us outside the window. We can hear you out there! And know you can hear us inside in crystal clear analog! Enjoy the wonders and freedoms of madmen.