Chase drank a lot of tequila and Lane has some birthday whiskey. First caller ever! Our number one fan James Derrick Schott complains about HVAC, weather on tarmac, dog poop, and more! A quick check in with Island Joe. Chase's lady has plant questions that worry Lane. Tequila and Whiskey took this episode over. 

Why are you reading this? You should be listening. Did you hear Chase smell his own fart?

Chase is a drunken fool. Lane has headphone issues. Snows continue to hit Omaha. Anthony is at a diaper keg party. With a special shout out to Wolf Hill, TN. We interrupt Trent's dinner. Angry Dad makes an appearance to complain about wrestling. And wtf is with Omaha drivers?!

WTF are these two idiots talking about? Ever wonder what Chase and Lane are thinking about? Well know you no longer have to stalk us outside the window. We can hear you out there! And know you can hear us inside in crystal clear analog! Enjoy the wonders and freedoms of madmen.