Hey. 👋 Hey. 👋 Hey. 👋 This week we discuss USPS💌, the passing of D's biological parents💕, the wonders of Rochester, NY ♻️ , the elusive and highly valuable blue eyed, white dragon🐉 Yu-gi-oh card, the origin story of Salmon Man 🐟 and more. Swim on into this garbage run-off 🗑 🏊‍♂️!

⚠️We apologize. You can hear in the first few seconds that an error happened when exporting the audio. We decided the episode, while ruined, was too funny to throw away... 😞

Today we continue talks about The Bayang👩🏽‍🎤, Soju 🍼, phone sex ads from the 90s☎️, more melissophilia 🍆 🐝, dating and etiquette 🥰, The Vow & NXIVM 🧫, give some bad advice to friends of Danielle 🤔, write some rhymes 🎶, you know - trash girl stuff🗑 💅. Tune in 🔈 🔉 🔊 💆🏽‍♂️!

⚠️ Trigger warning below ⚠️ EH!? This episode we're talking end to end, 2020 dating etiquette. 💏👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 How do you slide into a DM? 👋🏻 How often should you text? 📲 Who pays on a first date? 💸 Who is responsible for protection? 🧥 Listen to find out the answers to these questions and more now! ⚠️ This episode contains discussions of a sexual assault. A trigger warning has been placed at the start of the audio and here in the preview. While we do not joke about it, it may be triggering.

Hi nuggets. Today we're talking, D's amazing debut on Rice To Meet You 🌾🍚 (head to their Patreon to listen) the worst accent in the world 🌎, no simp September😛, BTS (Bat Tasty Soup 🦇🥣 ), Sephora, deep dish pizza, toddlers (they're just non stop), jabronies, over priced skin care products and more!

Don't let the initial audio scare you! The white noise is gone 5 minutes in👩🏾‍🔧.. This episode we tried to live stream and it was pure madness📹. So this is a highly edited, chaotic cut reel.😬 We shoot the shit about fashion masks😷, having kids🍼, travel on trains🚉, fucking cartoons🦹🏼‍♂️, Wait!? What?!... then spend an hour answering embarrassing questions about cheating, partner numbers, losing your virginity sending nudes... if the internet asked, we answered! Next week we'll have new audio gear so good times are ahead.

Yikes. This episode is long but legendary 🦸🏻‍♀️🦸🏾‍♀️. We're talking new ventures 🛣, new connections 📱📲, racism 👎 , how D landed on the Rice to Meet You pod 🍚 🍙 🍘 🌾 and L on the Boondocks Pod, cooking rice, cancer😬, you name it. No Genies were injured in the making of this episode. 🧞‍♂️

This episode is pure macaroni in a pot 🥘 .We are talking Danielle catfishing a catfish 🐟, the Mag Mile and BLM ✊✊🏻✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿, bumping into famous celebrities✨, death and grieving💀, secret crushes💓, Aries and Capricorn stuff💫, the era of no eyebrows😲, and a lot lot lot more. Now get your boots and your coat for this Trash Ass Podcast. We're talking T.A.P. T.A.P. T.A.P. for this Trash Ass Podcast. 🔈🔉🔊

We're talking wearing a mask😷, the cure for COVID 19🛍, Meg Thee Stallion🏇🏾, Dillon Maples⚾️🧢, gifts from parents💸, designer bags👜, blah blah blah👯‍♀️👯‍♀️👯‍♀️.

Hey buddies. 👋🏻 🤙🏾 Pandemic blues are still going strong 🦠 and we're laughing our way through the rise of fascism 👎🏾 , and what you can and can not do to battle it 🧯 the spread of COVID and what definitely can do to battle it 😷, listening to your heart 💕, AOC vs Yoho 💪🏼, and mo. We're also talking K-Pop hits 🎵, cat corner😸, doing the work 🏋🏽‍♂️ and paying what you owe, Santa🎅💸.

We're talking about simping😘😘😜💋 & stalking. Don't try to act cool because you all do it. We're also talking like vs love vs Capricorn & Scorpio love, regular cat talk, awful singing, frozen pizza, la la la la. Get into it.