This week some smooth sabotage results in fboys getting their fucking way, and look out guys, Marco's fucking mad (again). Plus we discuss Daniella's tall glass of water, EJ and Elisha's ah kaka kiki, Hali's reveal, THE CAKE IS REAL, and more drama that doesn't require Katie's attention, personally. Cause hey, they're all psychos deep down... especially Pierce.

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In the last week before hometowns, the ladies are risking it all on the Santa Monica pier floor. Plus, a once-in-a-lifetime date delivers us Boat Gerry and some details on Faith's backstory. And hey, stay out of Susan's boobs!

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FBoy F-HELLO to three surprise new guys on the island this week! This episode we chat everything from brother beefs and equitable egg distribution to Vince's crying strategy and the utter domination of Benedict the wine mom. Come on guys, did you really think Steven was going to split $50k with Daniella over HiS mOM???

In the most picklicious episode yet, Gerry and the Golden Girls are serving fake injuries, family sacrifice, and falling in love. Plus we discuss the most interesting game of Never Have I Ever EVER and ASKN erasure.

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FBoy Island is back and we're EFFIN EXCITED! On today's episode, we introduce our FQueens Daniella, Hali, and Katie and discuss the hard questions- Where does Jared get the nerve? What is the other twin's name? Who has the best mouth rhythm? And where does Vince find his bucket hats? Plus, we make a surprise call to Nikki Glaser and get some hot tips on how to spot an FBoy!

It's alter time and WE DO think this season was fucked! For the final two episodes of Love is Blind 5 we're talking Izzy's romantic pasty poem, Milton's modeling prospects, and Chris (the recent cheater)'s chit-chatting. Plus, updates on Lydia and Milton's living situation, what Johnie said that started it all with Stacey, and some trash collection from you all on this season. Will anyone on this show ever find a love like Leo?

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It's week three in the mansion and sparks, whipped cream, and karate boards are flying as the ladies share their talents before their show's inevitable Vegas residency. We chat about Ellen's abbreviated Cinderella date, Theresa's lack of self-awareness, and the question everyone's ASKN- why is this show only an hour??

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With one episode left until the alter, our couples were busy this week railing into their exes, getting interrogated by the FBI, and being sketchy as hell about their credit scores. From three-dimensional planes to fighter planes, will they meet at an axis of understanding and... find the limit of x? (We didn't take enough algebra to follow this metaphor). Plus, we do some investigating on TWO engaged couples that were scrub-a-dub-dubbed from the season 🤯

Gerry Turner continues to decorate our lives with love and joy in episode 2 of Golden Bachelor! This week we discuss Adult Camp Bachelor Mansion, the absolute nightmare of driving on the 101 with a ring light in your face, streetlights, people, woah-oh-oh-oh. Plus, is Franco losing his eyesight?

Break out the fine plastic honey, we're tryna get litty! We've got a full 3 courses of drama this week as the couples survive (or don't) Mexico and start moving in together. From fake eyelash ultimatums to tiny ear insults, the contestants are beginning to show their true colors. Plus, Uche goes rogue on Instagram stories and we're here to review this generous king's behind-the-scenes insights.

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