What is the perfect movie, and why is it a PG-rated, candy-coated late '80s musical-slash-sex comedy starring Oscar-winning actress and almost-Olympian Geena Davis entertaining Jeff Goldblum, Damon Wayans, and Jim Carrey as horny fur-covered aliens who crash landed in her pool in search of babes. Join us as we ask a lot of questions about Earth Girls Are Easy.

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Sail away with us as we dive into the wet and wild disaster that is Waterworld. From babies with back tattoos to pirates on jet skis to Kevin Costner drinking his own urine, this movie has it all, yet, regrettably, also has nothing you want.

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It's our 69th episode, so we're making it a sexy one as we discuss one of the most erotic Robin Hoods ever committed to celluloid, second only to the smokeshow that is Disney's fox version. Everything we do, we do it for you as we discuss Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves.

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In challenging times, true heroes emerge to fight for our freedom, and sometimes those heroes are traumatized teens who are alarmingly good at shooting commies with rocket launchers. Join us in our socially distanced bunkers as we discuss Red Dawn.

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This episode comes to you from the Before Time, when we felt bold enough to make predictions about the coming weeks that turned out to be not that far off. So while you're stuck at home, don't read any spellbooks you find out loud, because you might end up socially distancing with a pirate ghost who drinks all your booze and is almost impossible to get rid of.

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Social distancing may be our new reality, but as least we're not as socially distanced as the protagonists of this week's movie: Dennis Quaid and a genderfluid lizard alien who are marooned for years on a desolate planet until one of them dies in childbirth and leaves the other to parent the child. Take a wild ride with us from the comfort of your home as we discuss Enemy Mine.

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We're hurtling through space and into the mouth of madness for a 1979 sci-fi adventure featuring Anthony Perkins, a deranged starship captain, and a whole bunch of baffling robots. We have a lot of questions as we get sucked into The Black Hole.

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It's a rite of passage for teens to keeps secrets from their parents, like when they sneak out to go to a kegger at Porkchop's lake house, or dump the corpse of their babysitter and fake their way into a job at a fashion house while embezzling a small fortune. You know, teen stuff. We're discussing the very relatable 1991 comedy, Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead.

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We've discussed some weird movies before, but few are as bonkers or as soul-crushingly sad as this animated tale about an abandoned unicorn and his girl versus a murderous puppet. We uncover more questions than answers as we explore Unico In The Island of Magic.

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Our Christmas episode got lost in a big snowstorm and we almost had to cancel, but thankfully a little genetic aberration with a shiny red nose has guided us to you just in time for the twelfth day of Christmas, so we're technically in under the wire. Celebrate the new year with us as we discuss Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer.

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