Following up from last week’s adventures in the museum, Miriam visits a few zoo’s and aquariums, but finds herself in the same situation as previous attempts to navigate to a loo.

Miriam travels from London to Scotland to take in the sights. She enters a Scottish museum, enjoys the sights and sounds, but gets lost on her way to the loo.

In this episode, Miriam calls around the UK looking for a way to get to some distant destinations. Akspa provides some backstory about how he’s related to Miriam. Miriam requests something and receives a response.

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In this episode, Miriam goes in search of a material to make her bathroom tiles look clean after she suffered yet another incident with the moisture. 

Miriam gets hungry during this quest and makes several calls to restaurants around her hometown in the UK. Miriam tries to order items that aren’t listed on the menu, which results  in anger and grief.

This is an extended-length episode, so be sure to get your listening ears on and stay a while!

Miriam makes several calls to “TV” stations, Akspa tries to find a way to get Miriam off this mortal coil, and Miriam’s hooosband annoys Miriam with voicemails and phone calls. Miriam also attempts to find a business that will clean her clothes.

Miriam tries to get in contact with posters of advertisements on the list of Craig. She enthralls us with several interesting tidbits about her husband, and a relationship she had with a man named Bill.

Includes a call she got on her incoming line that scared and confused her.

Miriam isn’t sure where she is this week, so she calls around the UK trying to figure out where her home is. Her son Jeremy comes in to shed some light on their relationship, and clear up a few things. Hijinks and shenanigans pursue throughout this episode.

Music featured at the end is an experimental piece by Akspa

Miriam has been instructed by her grandchildren to try and find an item for their scavenger hunt. Unbeknownst to Miriam, the item in question is not any ordinary item. In her quest to satisfy her grandchildren, she finds happiness in all the right places. Yes, yessss.

In this short episode, Miriam attempts some calls with limited success.

In this first episode of Travels with Miriam, Miriam attempts to order food after her inconsiderate husband, Bertrand, ate everything in the house. Her grandson, Akspa, also makes an appearance, handling the calls since she is unsure of which end of the phone to talk into.