This week is mostly about farts and fart narc robots, and literally no one is sorry about that. Michael visits CES 2020 to hit the Nut Button, Mike fights the Master Poopmind AI, and we all take a stinky steam bath with God. It's our best yet.

This week, it's everyone's favorite time of the year – The Bad Sex in Fiction Awards. Mike introduces some hot new dog math, Michael invites his employer in to get a good whiff, and we all get freaky naughty with some books. It's our best yet.

This week, the boys start ranking Thanksgiving treats. Michael gets sweet vindication regarding pee parasites, Mike plays with his Captain Warman and Steelguy action figures, and we all donate our toes to mixology. It's our best yet.

This week, the boys turn TILP into the next great media franchise. Michael discovers a new career in dinner theater, Mike uncovers the most metal holiday of all time, and we all just get nasty on some hard-boiled eggs. It's our best yet.

This week, the boys get highly blasphemous. Mike pitches Communion 2.0, Michael gets sensual with a RoboCush, and we all deeply misunderstand the tenets and mysteries of the Catholic faith. Saints preserve and protect us, and also with you. It's our best yet!

This week, the boys take a deep dive into the Disney+ catalog and honestly – what the hell, y'all? Michael transforms into a Sexy Mr. Rogers, Mike vastly improves Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey, and we all miss Don Knotts just a whole ton. It's our best yet.

This week, the boys summon mastery of all four elements to do a bong. Michael resuscitates a very worn-out boy cat, Mike steals a golden toilet, and we dunk on Joe Biden for a while. It's our best yet.

This week, the boys stare American culture right in the crotch and find it lacking. Michael gets Thursday for some salty fries, Mike finds love in roadside places, and we all get very confused about sandwiches. It's our best yet.

This week the boys tackle the important questions first: what if horse, but faster? Mike mixes up a recipe for smooching the Colonel, Michael introduces the haunting origin story of a childhood hero, and we all get a bad case of whiskeyteeth. It's our best yet.

This week, we wonder when Pornhub will become Skynet. Michael claims his rightful title as Master and Commander on the Far Side of the Dunk, Mike fights off a pack of sex-craved robots, and we all commit SPACE CRIME BABY. It's our best yet.