Abrasions and baby blood. Mysterious viruses. We make it out of Morzine in the nick of time. Our first real vacation was a overall a success. And it makes for good content. Join us, won't you?

We're in the balmy then wet then snow covered French Alps, where our family experiences all manner of alpine adventures for the first time. There's cheese... incredible amounts of cheese. But can an abundance of curds make up for nightly non-dairy disappointment? Find out!

Have we done four of these already? Lucky us. And lucky you, because today we have our old friends Allana and James from Boston, with their son Leo.

Relive the fun moments and challenges from their visit, including a Paris Pokémon pop-up, a riparian picture predicament, and plunging pigeon poop. Hear about traveling with children from someone other than us for a change. And marvel at as they recount their pastry conquests. Enjoy!

Look, we're not perfect. Sometimes we record an episode and find out three weeks later that the audio is no good. Sometimes we do it two weeks in a row. But when that happens, we do whatever it takes to get the episode out on time.

Enjoy this two week mashup where we cover what we covered when we recorded a recording that you will never hear. Talk about Tres Dignified.

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It's a cold and rainy winter in France. Let's go camping! Then we'll go to Saint-Germain-en-Laye for the Mimosa Festival, but not the kind you might think (or hope). We're cooking up a storm, falling off scooters, and ringing in the year of the snake. Welcome to Tres Dignified.

This week, we're getting our workouts in, being social, and boozing it up at the former Nazi HQ turned jazz lounge. Come for the stories about our zany children, and stay for the chorizo mac and cheese recipe. We're doing our best, but the weekends need work - and a plan. It's Tres Dignified.

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Bonnes fêtes ! We're brushing up on our French culture, from the dubious to the uncanny. Then we're off to the cinema, where things get very dark. Strap on your house helmet and join us for a mid-winter chat under cloudy skies. C'est la vie. 

In this captivating episode, we put a bow on last week's adventures, take a dog to the movie theater, and learn about French Catholicism's most delicious tradition. A day trip to Versailles becomes a comedy of errors, as our little Spider-Man climbs to new heights. Experience the laughter, the mishaps, and the green lips, as this family learns to find joy in the journey, no matter what France throws our way!

Welcome to our New Year celebration episode filled with truffles, swindlers, and a minor celebrity. We may not be in top health, but sure pretend to be in top form. Join us, won't you?

France is in top form for the Christmas season. Our family? Well, we're trying. This episode features London, New York, jetlag, ear infections, eye infections, learning to ride a bike, and learning to be OK with being hated on a train. How did we fit it all in? It's a Christmas miracle.