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- Episode 3: Acoustical FUN!
Well take a look
Around your own home town, what's wrong?
They tore that monument down!
Well it's ok
If your black, latino, trans, or gay, but not white
That means your racist and alt-right.
I'm so confused
Are we still ok with the Jews?
No we're not! But wait I think we are
Just not Isreal
They're reprehesible
But 'ol Islam
They throw those gays from high roof tops,
but it's ok... LGBT love em anyway!!!!
So look around!
In your own home town, Is it safe?
To let your kids out to play?
But it's ok!
Don't matter what statistics say, we're not wrong
If you don't agree you're an Uncle Tom!
I'm so torn
How we gonna bring down Mt. Rushmore!!!!???????
GUITAR SOLO!!!! YEEEEEHHHHAAAAAWWWWWWW!!!!!!
FUCKIN 'MURICA!!!!!!!!
But Hey!
We're gonna riot any way! We don't care,
There's not a cop anywhere!
The BLM! Can't you see
Thier money's going to the DNC...it's a sin
It's those career politicians again!
But that's ok!
CHAZ 4 eva til we get our way - no more cops
Who's gonna check out those gun shots?
But don't get me wrong
I'm so woke that I wrote this fuckin song!!!!!!
It's ok!
Peaceful protesting today, but you'll learn
When you watch your FUCKIN building burn!
La la la
Dada da da da de dum
De da da da da daaaummm
WHISTLE BITCHES!!!!!!!
---Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/triggeredhappy/message5 min - Episode 4: My Beard George
Yes I know...you look at the episodes available and we've skipped 3. No...you got a kick ass song to trigger lefty's. That's one in the bag. Now you get episode 4, a sit down with the wifey, my beard, the reason I've died a little inside every day for the past how many years. She's hurt my chances with other women. She doesn't make me a sammich. She also refuses certain things because she hates me. But hey.....It's OK! Seriously though, we sat down to have an episode of the podcast because she wants to vent as well. Frustration abounds in the household as we all sit and watch our country be torn apart by un-American people with un-American ideas. A podcast meant to be fun turned into a serious political discussion and there was very little joking. *sigh*....I'm honestly just writing now to see if you actually read this shit. If you did hats off to ya! Now, stop reading this shit and listen to the episode.
---Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/dan-johnson97/message1 hr 4 min - Acoustical FUN!
Well take a look
Around your own home town, what's wrong?
They tore that monument down!
Well it's ok
If your black, latino, trans, or gay, but not white
That means your racist and alt-right.
I'm so confused
Are we still ok with the Jews?
No we're not! But wait I think we are
Just not Isreal
They're reprehesible
But 'ol Islam
They throw those gays from high roof tops,
but it's ok... LGBT love em anyway!!!!
So look around!
In your own home town, Is it safe?
To let your kids out to play?
But it's ok!
Don't matter what statistics say, we're not wrong
If you don't agree you're an Uncle Tom!
I'm so torn
How we gonna bring down Mt. Rushmore!!!!???????
GUITAR SOLO!!!! YEEEEEHHHHAAAAAWWWWWWW!!!!!!
FUCKIN 'MURICA!!!!!!!!
But Hey!
We're gonna riot any way! We don't care,
There's not a cop anywhere!
The BLM! Can't you see
Thier money's going to the DNC...it's a sin
It's those career politicians again!
But that's ok!
CHAZ 4 eva til we get our way - no more cops
Who's gonna check out those gun shots?
But don't get me wrong
I'm so woke that I wrote this fuckin song!!!!!!
It's ok!
Peaceful protesting today, but you'll learn
When you watch your FUCKIN building burn!
La la la
Dada da da da de dum
De da da da da daaaummm
WHISTLE BITCHES!!!!!!!
---Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/dan-johnson97/message5 min - Ep 2: The Sophomore Years
Our second episode and shittier than the first as are most sequels! Maybe we'll pull a Star Wars and do prequels and really screw up the mojo. This episode contains an explanation of some firearm rules. We are not lawyers and do not take our word as gospel. Always do your own research as Cain is a total dumbass. In order to spare people from the boring nature and complete and total confusion that the ATF has inflicted upon us, the citizens of the US, that portion is played at 2.5 times the normal speed. No need to thank us for that. We are simply looking out for you, our audience of binary cis-gendered people. Peoplekind if you will. We like to be PC around these parts. Enjoy!! or don't, we're not your parents.
---Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/triggeredhappy/message1 hr 25 min - Episode 1: A Wall of Ma'ams
Leftist Shenanigans, Portlandia Falling, Marxist Insurrection, and...UFO's?
---Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/triggeredhappy/message1 hr 37 min
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