Tril-Oh Jeez!

It's Tanner's favorite movie of all time: Real Steel!

We're kicking off the Hugh Jackman in the near future with robots trilogy with a bang. Join us as we discuss fighting robots, gambling and little pants filled with little pee!

Pop me in a bucket and call me a slippery lil man!

We, at long last, have finished the Pirates trilogy and are so excited to be doing anything else with our time. Join us to discuss monkey wages in Hollywood, bucket shenanigans and more!

You can find our guest Joel at fastestpodinthewest.com and grifteroftheweek.com.

These pirates are absolutely soaked!

Tanner and Andre bring on their mate The Joker to discuss Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2003). We've got a very wet Stellan Skarsgard, a morally bankrupt protagonist, one massive wheel and a whole lot of eunuchs. It's piracy time. 

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Dead Man Tell No Chests.

Andre is finally back! And he brought a friend! 

Joel joins Tanner and Andre as they discuss Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) at nauseum. Was it good? Are there swordfights? How does the CGI skeleton monkey look in 2021? Find out in this new episode ye dirty scallywags!

Yo ho, yo ho,

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Return of the Night Fox!

Andre is absent yet again again, but Zac and Fin are more than happy to return for Ocean's Thirteen (2007). Julia Roberts may sit this installment out, but the boys are back to rob another casino in the finale of the Ocean's trilogy...

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The real heist was our time!

Andre is absent yet again, but don't worry, Zac and Fin are back to talk about Ocean's Twelve (2004). Does is hold up to the high bar set by the previous film? Who knows! All we know is that Tess kinda looks like Julia Roberts... 

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We could've stopped 9/11 if it weren't for the Planet of the Apes!

Andre is absent for this episode, but to make up for it, we have two guest stars! Zac Hobbis returns for the first time since Transformers 3 and Fin somehow snuck back onto the podcast after disgracing himself with the Divergent trilogy. 

Ocean's Eleven (2001) is a heist movie. We talk about it.

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Who are these marshmallows for? For me! 

Yes, you read the title right! We are doing TWO movies in this episode!

Arthur 2: The Revenge of Maltazard (2009) and Arthur 3: The War of the Two Worlds (2010) make up the climactic two-parter finale of the Arthur trilogy. Jason Brimblecombe joins us again this episode, where we discuss whether or not these were originally planned to be one movie. They were. It's very obvious.

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Honeypot me baby!

Arthur and the Invisibles or Arthur and the Minimoys is a 2006 animated family film with a very strange production. This week, Jason Brimblecombe joins Tanner and Andre as they go through the history of the Arthur trilogy. It's weird.

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We want our time and our funding back.

Allegiant: Part 1 is the first and last part of the two-part finale for The Divergent Series, and it's absolutely insane. Fin McLachlan guest stars once again and after this, we are never inviting him back. I mean, really? The Divergent movies? He made us sit through six hours of this shit, and after all that, we don't even get to see how it ends?! Worst guest ever.

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