Ridiculous doesn't even come close to these criminals and their criminally absurd crimes. Lock your safes, hide your pets, and prepare to hear about some of the most asinine crimes you've ever heard of!

Jordan's taking a break, BROOOOOO! Juan's back, and he brought his, BROOOOOOOOOO! 

But for real...watch this and discover some excellent trivial tidbits about your favorite bro names... Broseph, Broack Obroma, Brochacho...we're all bro's today.

Two dudes further discuss cuddly corner creatures a.k.a. Spiders!

Two dudes discuss cuddly corner creatures, a.k.a. spiders!

Two dudes discuss historic photographs finding the funny along the way.

Jordan and special guest, the beautiful and talented Robin come to you from beautiful Colorado!

Jordan and Shiloh discuss the Teddybears of the sea, Whales! Content for this episode provided by theguardian.com, outdoorrevival.com, and study.com.

Two dudes discuss Elvis, just in time for the new movie about his life. Be prepared…

Two dudes discuss Cruise ships. As Juan always says, “Life’s a Carnival, give a ship”.

Two dudes discuss the surprising versatility of the dandelion.