(2007) DON'T WATCH THIS MOVIE (please listen to this episode) DON'T WATCH THIS MOVIE (please listen to this episode) DON'T WATCH THIS MOVIE (please listen to this episode) DON'T WATCH THIS MOVIE (please listen to this episode) DON'T WATCH THIS MOVIE (please listen to this episode) DON'T WATCH THIS MOVIE (please listen to this episode) DON'T WATCH THIS MOVIE (please listen to this episode) DON'T WATCH THIS MOVIE (please listen to this episode)

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(2001) How could we have been so wrong? So wrong for as long as possible? Again, Hugh Grant could tear me limb from limb and I'd smile about it, but Colin Firth could disembowel me and I wouldn't put up a fight. Anyways Happy Halloween. Fuck. 

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(2011) Gee golly gosh is there an obvious winner when you compare this film to No Strings Attached. One had realistic relationships and honestly holds up pretty well, while the other aged like milk; a cheaply-shot 2011 time capsule nightmare starring Justin fucking Timberlake, and the most phoned-in Mila Kunis you’ve ever seen. Mila we know it’s not your fault. Jump in everyone, we’re back and we’re still fucking mean.

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(2011) She's not like other girls; she's an emotionally unavailable doctor. She's also not like other rom com girls, in that she's an actual person who develops an actual relationship with another actual person. She's....Natalie Portman! He's Ashton Kutcher! And we really liked this movie. Tune in before we take a month-long break to catch up on all the shit we didn't have time to do because we were making content! For you!!

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(2020) Snuggle up to this bummer of a holiday film. It’s got everything, lesbians, a horrible small town, and an ending no one wanted or expected. Clea Duvall, are you quite alright?* *no

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(1999) This revolutionary commentary on gender and sexuality did so many things so beautifully on a budget of $11! Critics hated it, but they were stupid and wrong and we loved it! That said, we will not pretend that the dialouge was masterfully crafted; we wouldn't lie to you. We would never do that.

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(2005) How could anyone think that this isn’t a romcom? We have no idea. Will Smith is in this... and boy howdy is he ever! Nicholas Keller joins us for this classic, which in true form, falls apart to a devastating extent 20 minutes from the end.

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(2010) Wow. It's terrifying to be a woman, even in a made up world where problems aren't real. That being said Kristen Bell is as cute as a button and Danny Devito should have been the love interest. (Also we didn't really notice but like... maybe we do the Borat voice in this like... so many times? Don't hold it against us) Come along for the ride! 

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(1998) Who pronounces these actors' names correctly on the first go? (We'll give you one guess, it's not Charlie!) When did the internet stop being a mystical tube? How is this film so unbelievably charming and so thoroughly scary at the same time? So many questions, far fewer answers, but nonetheless we do hope you'll join us.

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(2003) Our first ever guest of the show, Brianna Wellen, joined us to dissect this 2003 staple of genre. As spellbindingly charming as it is utterly fucking nonsensical, this movie will transport you to a parallel New York, one where there are absolutely no serious journalism opportunities, but you can rent an apartment for approximately $8 a year! Boy howdy!

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