Trophy Wives

Louis D. Michael joins the podcast this week to talk comedy, beating off, working out and he gives his thoughts on which of us three will survive the impending wasteland. 

Follow Louis on IG: @louisdmichael

Check out his podcast Chinese Rocket Force: @crfpodcast

We’re recording in the morning now. Drive time. The sybian is coming.

Hellen Keller Fake, Joe Rogan Egg Theory. These are the uncomfortable truths we have to confront.

Tory Ward is back on the show this week to praise the two systems this country was built upon: Democracy and Capitalism. We also discuss the worst acts a man can do on your face. This was an insane one.

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All it takes is meeting the right burnt out hippie in a dive bar, following him into an alley and doing whatever he says. That’s how stars are made.

Ben is back so we do have a nice discussion about ape strength, bird intelligence and the book of Enoch, we warn against the dangers of becoming romantically linked with authors of YA fantasy novels and the harsh realities of leg-lengthening surgery. 

Producer Zack is back after roughing it in the harsh wilderness! We talk about Marlon Brando’s most epic trolls, lighting shit on fire in your buddy’s backyard, digging a hole so big it creates multiple problems and we finally settle the age old debate: Boy Scouts, based or cringe?

Harry’s back this week and we were all delighted to hear his sick notions once again.

We’re back after a week off. Ben’s out today so Producer Zack sits in on the couch. Noah and Nik talk their respective folk punk phases as teens, we get on our grandpa sh*t and lecture Zack about what life was like before the surveillance state and Zack ranks his favorite pervert hunters on youtube. 

This one’s got it all. We give proper due to the creative flourishes of the cartels, Noah berates Nik for his unorthodox hot dog techniques, and producer Zack reveals his stims.