Truly Orwellian

The DNC has come and gone, and now we recap all the le epic memes and hashtag cool people who were there! Palestinian-American denied as a speaker! Thousands protest! Plus, Rachel does some investigative reporting on a religious cult, Garrett gets CALLED OUT, Taylor Swift is in ISIS, and more!

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chapters

00:00 garrett is misogynistic

02:07 visiting a military museum as a veteran

03:32 is sushi goated?

04:08 his apartment is falling apart

06:10 we review trap, and it’s the best movie (spoilers)

10:53 investigating an illegal, secret austin cult

14:05 talking about socialism in the middle of nowhere (dangerous)

15:18 revisionist history of the civil war

18:00 yelling about 9/11 in new york city

21:04 recapping the DNC

23:07 the uncommitted movement at the DNC

26:00 a muslim delegate got attacked at the DNC

27:19 owning the libs at a pro-abortion protest

28:54 trying to stop the palestinian movement

29:30 joe biden’s legacy

31:14 theo von x donald trump

34:48 garrett gets CALLED out for being UNFUNNY and FAKE

37:40 obama’s terrible speech

40:27 should we vote in the election?

40:55 jd vance is our guilty pleasure

42:16 why are republicans so good

44:16 how the alt-right pipeline works

47:03 solving capitalism

50:28 gen z in politics… poggers?

51:25 the taylor swift rant

54:12 is taylor swift in ISIS?

59:31 kamala is losing key support

1:00:09 thirst traps on main

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Truly Orwellian covers the Trump x Elon Twitter space, RFK, movies, and more! Plus a deep dive into the Mr. Beast situation. Is Jimmy Beast in violation of the Geneva Conventions? How will this impact Karl Jacobs' legacy?

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chapters

00:00 huge updates

02:28 new york city inbound

03:15 don’t work for your college

05:36 garrett got exposed by this academic institution

07:16 treat your friends as opportunities for money

08:20 m. night shyamalan’s TERRIBLE new movie

11:07 we are the number one podcast

12:47 women don’t just be shopping? ancient roman history

17:29 rachel was STALKED by a religious cult

22:00 the trump x elon musk twitter space sucked

26:09 the internet is truly dead

34:04 the terrible trump tweets

36:06 trump legitimately has PTSD

38:49 jd vance will cost trump the election

41:24 has the republican party lost it?

42:45 rfk jr. is having secret meetings

46:40 the mr. beast situation is crazy

50:33 mr. beast hired a predator. Why?

51:48 the leaked mr. beast employee handbook

55:25 amazon is in big trouble with beast games

58:33 mr. beast is scary… and dumb

1:07:52 world war 3 is imminent

1:08:52 the tim walz jd vance debate will be incredible

1:11:09 stay tuned

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Garrett destroys his body for the sake of content. The gals discuss RFK Jr., Rachel's infamous encounter with a famous rapper, a potential civil war in the United Kingdom, more Elon Musk L's, Kamala's VP pick, Trump and Adin Ross, Israel, and more! It's a jam-packed, totally sober episode.

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chapters

00:00 he snorted WHAT?

02:56 i hacked the mainframe

05:44 hobby lobby is actually wild for this

08:47 hello kitty’s robot takeover

09:38 is rfk jr. the goat?

11:35 the rfk bear incident

12:44 rachel met a famous rapper

15:27 do we have beef with adam friedland?

19:33 is nick mullen the best comedian?

21:15 the uk civil war

24:12 elon musk is not smart

26:27 trump x adin ross kick stream

32:10 is barron trump an adin ross fan?

34:28 trump and adin ross broke the law

37:30 we are libbed up after kamala’s vp pick

39:40 garrett dodged the draft

43:10 the josh shapiro scandal is scary

44:13 tim walz on black lives matter

45:20 kamala harris on palestine protestors

50:50 the new york times’ crazy article on kamala

54:00 tiktok’s political obsessions

55:47 israel kills lead ceasefire negotiator

56:55 is world war 3 inevitable?

57:27 israel lies again

59:00 pete buttigeig’s extreme gambling

1:01:38 maybe drugs do work

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Rachel and Garrett discuss doctors and dates, prove that Kamala is brat, and talk Trump's insane downwards spiral! Also gay people! The Olympics! A crazy Alex Jones story! And so much more!

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chapters

00:00 bedazzle shenanigans

01:31 we suck at math

02:36 rachel is an insurance salesman

04:10 going to a real doctor

08:52 we ball

10:02 dating is funny

11:21 astrology is the key to a healthy relationship

12:09 respecting the bit at all costs

14:00 rachel takes a major L in class

15:13 physical therapy disaster

18:33 the DEI podcast

19:20 is kamala the true brat?

21:26 the fracking queen

24:18 biden’s oil money

26:24 medicare for none

28:21 pete buttigieg for vice president

29:09 what is jimmy fallon doing here?

30:11 trump at the black journalists convention

34:20 ludwig is a right-wing hack

34:39 rachel meets alex jones

39:32 dimes square comedy show

41:55 working at joe rogan’s comedy mothership

42:45 anti-woke comedy show in new york city

43:30 trump does not understand kamala harris is multiracial

45:16 anti-DEI at trump’s rally

46:47 trump and adin ross get out the vote campaign

48:35 andrew tate corrupting the youth

49:54 to catch a kick predator

53:25 jd vance is the worst vp pick of all time

55:00 trump distancing himself from jd vance

56:51 the secret service gets a raise

57:35 joe biden loves gay people and has dementia

59:35 grimes supports trans children

1:00:15 elon musk can’t handle grimes being too based

1:01:12 jk rowling hates cisgender women

1:05:30 transphobia in the olympics and online

1:07:45 palestine at the paris olympics 2024

1:10:27 gary owens’ incredible economy

1:12:55 t.i. rocks

1:13:42 we will shout you out if you do this ONE thing for us

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HUGE NEWS WEEK! Biden drops OUT, Kamala is IN, Trump is SCARED, Vance is WEIRD! We also cover Netanyahu in Congress, the ongoing genocide of Palestinians, communist cryptocurrency, Elon Musk, and more! It's Truly Orwellian, and it's a banger.

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Chapters

00:00 we are a professional podcast

00:26 introduction

01:05 bedazzling is fun

01:40 welcome back hehe

02:00 rachel HATES cats and their neighbor

04:00 pronouns have gone too far

07:16 garrett is a trump supporter

07:48 gigachad procrastination

10:40 the bathroom incident

15:40 it’s officially joever

19:29 hunter biden’s time has come

20:32 electoral politics 101

22:30 the jd vance problem

23:10 republicans are freaking out

26:25 it’s a copmala renaissance

30:34 kamala harris vice president pick

32:05 jd vance’s blog LEAKED

35:37 the next debate

36:53 american communist party cryptocurrency

43:08 crypto convention, jake paul, taking a bitcoin L

47:37 netanyahu in congress

52:40 israel’s genocide

1:03:03 elon musk x jordan peterson interview

1:07:42 elon musk’s transphobia

1:11:12 murder of sonya massey

1:12:44 follow us! rate the show!

1:13:42 goodbye :3

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The gals talk about retail jobs, bachelor parties, Trump's assassination attempt, and vice presidential pick J.D. Vance! Also, it's joever, for real.

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Rachel and Garrett start the show. We discuss getting scammed with New York City healthcare, third-party candidates, why philosophy sucks, why Trump rocks, and more. It's Orwellian, truly!

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