Truly Rotten Potatoes

Declan, Mitch and Hayden discuss Nic Cage as a pilot in Left Behind, a cute Christian movie about the Rapture.

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In another instalment of our spin-off show Declan and Hayden Get Real, D&H talk through apologies and transgressions, Hayden's new business, Yahoo Serious and the sordid history of Truly Rotten Potatoes. 

Plus, Declan asks Hayden a couple of questions from a site with 50 top questions to ask on a date, and Hayden pitches a movie that he makes up on the spot.

We'll be back soon with more 0% reviews.

In this superhero origin story and adaptation of Mattel's 15 year running cartoon, the world was treated to a live action Max Steel.

With Hayden on suspension, Morgan, Mitch and Declan tackle everything about Andy Garcia's villainous Pacino-esque performance, and Ben Winchell's leading everyboy role.

Directed by Stewart Hendler, this potato feels a bit like Transformers but struggles to properly target its tone and audience.

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Back on the scriptures, the four boys are reunited to talk through the DJ Caruso movie The Disappointments Room.

Starring Kate Beckinsale and Mel Raido, this supernatural thriller/horror tomato treads the ground of paranoid and traumatised women not taking her meds and thinking she's seeing creepy ghosts. And she is!

Weirdly, this movie is also co-written by actor Wentworth Miller, best known for being one of the leads in Prison Break.

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The boys take some time to deviate from their Bible of 0% films and take a look at 2021's late release: The Matrix Resurrections, directed by Lana Wachoswki co-writer and co-director from the original trilogy, and starring Keanu Reeves and Carrie-Anne Moss.

Resurrections is the fourth feature film in the Matrix franchise and serves as an amalgamation of reboot, remake and sequel. It got a 63% on Rotten Tomatoes.

Morgan was absent this episode due to suspension.

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Absent band leader Morgan Quinn, the boys try to pick up the pieces of their lives to continue through the remainder of the 0% bible through 2022.

They do some Seinfeld trivia, try to guess Rolling Stone's best action movie and talk through what lies ahead in Australia's toughest podcast.

Months ago we recorded this "bonus" episode of absolute trash for a Patreon we don't have.

We held onto it until a time when we didn't have any new episodes ready. 

Now it is time to release it.

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Comedian and TV personality Concetta Caristo joins the gang talk about the 2016 remake of Eli Roth's independent horror hit Cabin Fever.

Released 14 years after the 2002 original, it found itself on the 0% list. At its core, its a gory violent horror film about 5 friends going to a cabin in the woods and succumbing to a flesh-eating virus. They virtually used Roth's original script and our recommendation is go watch the original, which is offensive and outdated, but still better.

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And listen to Concetta's podcast Big Natural Talents.

Joining the gang on this episode, from a Brisbane balcony surrounded by birds during hotel quarantine, is Reuben Styles from platinum selling Peking Duk and his latest outfit Y.O.G.A (You're Only Great Always).

In this episode, we covered 2009's Stolen, starring Mad Men's Jon Hamm with a goofy haircut, Josh Lucas and Dawson's Creek's James Van Der Beek with appearances from Rhona Mitra, Jessica Chastain and Morena Baccarin.

It is not to be confused with the 2012 Stolen also starring Josh Lucas and Nic Cage.

Logline: A detective deals with the loss of his own son while trying to uncover the identity of a boy whose mummified remains are found in a box buried for fifty years.

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In completion of her redemption arc, Putri McMurray joins us to talk through the latest 0% from our trusty bible: A Thousand Words (2012) starring Eddie Murphy, written by Steve Koren ('Click' and 'Jack & Jill')and directed by Brian Robbins (who also made Eddie Murphy movies Norbit and Meet Dave).

This movie takes Eddie Murphy's skill in saying funny things and asks the question, what if every word he said brought him closer to death? It was also filmed in 2008, around the time of The Love Guru and also involves a holistic healer character, but not played by Mike Myers.

We recorded this shortly after the 20th anniversary of 9/11, so that was weighing heavily on our minds.

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