When Trump said he was going to take over D.C., the Democrats acted like he was staging a coup.

It’s not like he was inheriting Paris in the springtime.

I find it somewhat ironic that in a city known for carjacking, Trump carjacked Muriel Bowsers car, because it had been lit on fire and was rolling downhill, and headed for an orphanage full of little Black children.

Trump took on a kamikaze mission, while other politicians looked on.

Trump jumped into that flaming ride like it was Fast & Furious: Capitol Edition.

He yanked the wheel, slammed the brakes, and somehow managed to save the orphans. 

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