Now, let’s talk about the man who lives rent-free in the minds of every liberal from Martha’s Vineyard to the faculty lounge at Berkeley—Donald J. Trump. The Left is in shambles. I mean, this is their worst political meltdown since… well, since they lost the Civil War. And yes, I did just compare this to the Civil War. Because let’s be honest—this is a civil war. The only difference? This time, the Confederates are wearing rainbow flags and screaming about "democracy" while trying to jail their political opponent.

But here’s the irony—Trump isn’t just winning, he’s dominating like Lincoln 2.0, but with better hair and way more Twitter followers. And just like Honest Abe, Trump almost suffered the same fate—literally dodging a bullet. Now, I’m no theologian, but at this point, I’m convinced the only being who could take Trump out is God Himself. And guess what? The Big Man Upstairs seems just fine with Trump running the show. "On Earth as it is in Heaven"? More like "On Earth as it shall be MAGA."

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