Trump wants Greenland and he's going to stamp his feet until he gets it. Jemma and Marina look back over a week which has included a lot of tariff threats, 'no comment' on military force, and a President who expects the rest of the world to just… nod along while he makes demands.

Marina Purkiss and Jemma Forte wade through a truly unhinged news cycle: from Trump’s Greenland obsession and the fallout across Europe, to Britain discovering that rolling out the red carpet doesn’t actually stop you getting slapped with tariffs.

They unpack:

• Why Greenland has suddenly become Trump’s favourite chew toy
• The US tariff threats hitting the UK, Denmark and beyond
• Starmer’s awkward position
• Britain’s alarming love affair with Palantir and Peter Thiel
• The surreal announcement of Trump’s self-appointed “Peace Board” (featuring some very familiar faces)
• Who’s finally standing up to Trump and who is embarrassingly getting on their knees
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Plus: political backbone from Denmark, crowd chants in London, leaked clips, authoritarian vibes, tech bros, trade wars, and one musical number involving a Nazi that somehow makes everything feel slightly better.

Doomscrolling so you don’t have to, because apparently we’re all collateral damage now.

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