GUARDIAN ASSHOLE 2.0 Smitty is back with the boys and he is burnt up, older, and just as dumb as ever. Also, 4th of July mayhem, movie level motorcycle accidents, amateur day trading, piss texting, poop business, Elmer's Glue head, and the weird things in Jeff's dog's ear. Plus, the dawn of the new Guardian Asshole. All this and more. Enjoy! [...]